UK Firemen on break roll up to McDonalds dozens deep and demand free drinks.

[Ghost in the Dark]

Op reads like a Fire-Bug never got over getting his ass kicked for setting paint cans on fire as a youngin.

Who the hell hates firemen?

Pyros that got caught thats who.

Do you know what job has the highest chance of being a serial arsonist?

 

[jamel]

Do you know what job has the highest chance of being a serial arsonist?

Nah but i bet a fire bug knows...

 

[Kardashians]

One time I walked past a fire station and all the firefighters were standing on the sidewalk and they were wearing tight shirts and looked fit as fuck and lawddddd ya know a bitch would . . . Give them some tea and coffee, of course.

 

[Ghost in the Dark]

Some people have the gods blood and can think about things and reckon them up in their brains. Most not though, most are just a kind of monkey which is easily awed and controlled.

One way of doing this is by costumes. Humans are very impressed by costumes, all you need to do is put on a colourful outfit, big helmet and boots and all the monkeys will bring you gifts and do what you say.