UFC's A level athletes demonstrate how easy basketball and ball games in general are

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Not complicated, not at all.

Now let's see how a top guy of the NBA did trying combat sports..

Darko Milicic was the 2º pick overall at NBA drafts, standing at 7'0 280 lbs, in other words, sher-tards A level athlete.


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Well that's not surprising considering Conor got paid like an AAA level athlete according to Forbes, obviously he is the exception and can dunk over the backboard and bench 225lbs 55 reps.

Doesn't change the fact that 99.9% UFC fighters are C/D level
 
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"Most talented fighter of all time"

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So? Jumping out of a pool of water is 100x easier than jumping on sand. Here's a 10,000 lbs sea panda jumping 20 ft out of the water. Now put this thing on sand and see how high it can jump.

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"Most talented fighter of all time"
To real educated MMA fans it's well known that Jones is a total failure as a athlete, dude always was and still is steroid-dependent, his last and only performance clean was dogshit. Definitely not A level.

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So? Jumping out of a pool of water is 100x easier than jumping on sand. Here's a 10,000 lbs sea panda jumping 20 ft out of the water. Now put this thing on sand and see how high it can jump.

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You are quickly becoming an A level poster.

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This is a really bad thread.
 
too easy.

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F level by soccer standards

A level by mma standards
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This is a really bad thread.
Well this is just another day in sherdog
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But for real, this is as bad of a thread as any other athleticism-focused thread in sherdog, stupidly ranting about the A level athlete myth.
 
What about A level trash talk?

But no seriously Olympic caliber wrestlers are A level athletes. Look at Cormier and Gay Jesus
 
Jones is still one of my favorite fighters. Clean or not just let him bang. He’d beat everyone still at LHW and destroy DC at heavyweight
 
too easy.

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F level by soccer standards

A level by mma standards
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Jose Aldo is known for having A level devastating kicks but in reality they're just F level soccer kicks.

MMA fans make fun of soccer players diving all the time but they don't realize everyone in major league soccer kicks at least twice as hard as Aldo. If those kicks that hit Neymar so much as grazes any MMA fighter their F level tibia would shatter into a thousand pieces and their career would end. Neymar uses advanced A level kinetic damping techniques to dissipate the colossal impact mechanical energy through rolling and is fine after 2 minutes.
 
Check that nasty Elbow from an A level futbol player ..

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Not complicated, not at all.

Now let's see how a top guy of the NBA did trying combat sports..

Darko Milicic was the 2º pick overall at NBA drafts, standing at 7'0 280 lbs, in other words, sher-tards A level athlete.


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To be fair Darko is notorious for being the worst player to ever enter the NBA and the biggest bust in history.
 
Check that nasty Elbow from an A level futbol player ..

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It would have KTFO prime Mark Hunt.

A level soccer players just stumble a bit and they're fine.

What you don't understand is by crying/screaming they're converting the kinetic energy of the impact to elastic potential energy that gets carried away as sound waves. This is why when large objects collide at high speed you hear a very loud sound, even though normally the sound waves only carry away a small % of the total energy upon impact. Soccer players have perfected the technique of screaming so the sound waves actually carry away over 75% of the total kinetic energy during impact, making the impact much safer.
 
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