UFC sweetheart Paige Van Zant cuts her grandfathers garden.

[outlaw order]

And then you go and brag on social media for doing something pretty standard and normal to anyone who isn't a social degenerate.

Edit: This morning, an older lady dropped some files and I helped her pick them up, because that's the kind of guy I am. When a person needs help, I help. I am a man. I am a hero. You can follow me on twitter at @imbasicallysuperman, especially if you are an attractive female.

fuck outta here...you aint better than me. i woke up 4 a.m. and rushed out so i can steal boxes of bread left in front of the deli groceries by delivery guys so i can feed the homeless...and also on my way back home i bought my nephew and nieces bagels and snacks so they can eat breakfast and the snacks were for them to think im a cool uncle.

follow me on twitter and instagram @4amhomelessroutineuncle....i dont care if your ugly or attractive just follow me.

 

[Tugboat]

Looks almost like a lawn.

 

[Siesta]

Because most of the things that you do that are really good, people never get a chance to know about them. And if you're sincere, you don't care. Jim Brown

 

[Co-Co Zola]

Looks almost like a lawn.

I'm from the UK we call those things 'gardens'. Lawns aren't part of our repertoire.

 

[Bogeyman]

She can change my colostomy bag anytime.

 

[SPB]

Edit: This morning, an older lady dropped some files and I helped her pick them up, because that's the kind of guy I am.

You only did it because you thought she might put out.

 

[Ice Cold]

Wouldn't mind her dropping a Kish in her next fight...

 

[7th]

"Grandpa needs yard work, this sounds like a photo op!"

 

[Khabib Fan]

Doing porn would get her more attention than this. Just saying...

 

[GSP1978]

Doing porn would get her more attention than this. Just saying...

You want her to do porn with her grandad?

 

[FrankieNYC]

I like PVZ but when I do a favor I don't post it on the web

 

[Khabib Fan]

You want her to do porn with her grandad?

Now that would be huge!

 

[Finnish Fan]

Has she shaved her head yet?

 

[The guest]

Respect. Nice girl. Help your grandparents out. Family over everything.

Weirdass garden...

Where I come from. We call that mowing the grass ( yard ).

I don't think you want to mow over your growing vegetable plants, or flowers in the garden.

LOL...

I did that once as a child ( circa...10 yrs old ). I caught major shit. As it was already like late August. There was only about a month left before harvest. Those damn short growing seasons on the Canadian prairie.

I was just trying to help.

 

[Anialater]

I like PVZ but when I do a favor I don't post it on the web

That's because you are not an attention whore.

 

[czitos188]

i like her smile, body and fighting spirit. Demetrious Johnson said that she is going to be UFC champion even.

 

[Rod Farva]

Great girl

 

[SometimesYouNoWin]

i wonder what flavor her puss is

 

[FrankieNYC]

That's because you are not an attention whore.

No I am

 

[BigAggie]

She's a sweetheart, hopefully everyone appreciates the kind of girl she is!