UFC Dog House: Best way to punish irresponsible fighters

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Ever head of the WWE dog house?

It's when a wrestler fucks up and the WWE forces them to follow a degrading gimmick that humiliates them and ultimately ends up destroying their popularity

The reason so many fighters in the UFC constantly miss weight, end up injuring themselves and fall sick and ruin cards is because they know there will be no consequences. The best solution for this is to start humiliating them in front of the fans.

For an example if Johnny Hendricks missed weight, Bruce Buffer would introduce him as Johnny "the Fat Fuck" Hendricks. And for more humiliation the UFC could make him walk through the arena while keeping a burger on his head, and they could make sponsorship money by associating the burger with Burger King or a similar fast food restaurant.

If Bisping fucked up, they could introduce him his Michael "the Cunt" Bitchping.

Endless possibilities.

I'm just spitballing here.
 
Lol this is a great idea. Introducing first TAPPING out of the red corner, a mixed martial arts fighter holding a record of 22 wins, and 3 tapouts. Tapping out of Dublin , Ireland , the notorious conooorrrr MCTAAAAAPPPPERRRR
 
Jon Jones needs a demanding gimmick that does not involve blow and juice.
 
Ever head of the WWE dog house?

It's when a wrestler fucks up and the WWE forces them to follow a degrading gimmick that humiliates them and ultimately ends up destroying their popularity

The reason so many fighters in the UFC constantly miss weight, end up injuring themselves and fall sick and ruin cards is because they know there will be no consequences. The best solution for this is to start humiliating them in front of the fans.

For an example if Johnny Hendricks missed weight, Bruce Buffer would introduce him as Johnny "the Fat Fuck" Hendricks. And for more humiliation the UFC could make him walk through the arena while keeping a burger on his head, and they could make sponsorship money by associating the burger with Burger King or a similar fast food restaurant.

If Bisping fucked up, they could introduce him his Michael "the Cunt" Bitchping.

Endless possibilities.

I'm just spitballing here.


What happens when they introduce you ?
 
They could play the 'Mighty Mouse' theme when Demetrius Johnson makes his Octagon entrance.
 
They could play Shawn Michaels' theme song 'Sexy Boy' when Cyborg makes "her" Octagon entrance.
 
They could play Shawn Michaels' theme song 'Sexy Boy' when Cyborg makes "her" Octagon entrance.
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