UFC Body Armor Sponsorship Curse?

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  1. Fiddlesticks Green Belt

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    When the UFC announced their new sponsor partnership with Body Armor, they had four faces to represent the sport of MMA in the brand: Cody Garbrandt, Michelle Waterson, Cynthia Calvillo, and Francis Ngannou. Three of the four athletes have lost their last fight. Is this a new curse? Will Francis fall victim to some voodoo magic?

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    If it was BJ Penn on the photo I would believe you.
     
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    well shit...

    bet the house on stipe!
     
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    Coincidence
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    Francis had the biggest dose too. BRB changing my Tapology.
     
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    Calvillo wants the hog

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    Oh it's a drink? I was wondering what body armor actually was
     
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    On another note, if you or your wife/girlfriend is breastfeeding, that shit is magic on the milk supply.
     
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    I thought it was like axe body dpray
     
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    Cody was probably sulking in the background with his "chip on his shoulder" mean mug thinking "Why won't she hold my giant bottle? That whore!"
     
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  11. OMGstreetfight I like money

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    I noticed this, too. Love Bodyarmor, though.
     
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    Yeh, he’s sensitive like that. I hear he was only pissed at Vam damme because he never hugged him like he did Fedor
     
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    What the fuck is body armor anyway?
     
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    Until this thread I'd just assumed that it was like Axe body wash or some kind of shit like that.

    anyway, how can a fucking drink be body armor?
     
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    Thought it was another Chinese knock off brand of Under Armour like that Uncle Martin deal a couple years back...
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    I once saw Bodyarmor in wawa and thought I'd get it solely because it was a funny name for a drink. Turns out its actually really fucking good.
    Plus it doesn't have any hugh fructose corn syrup.
     
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  18. bigeastgi43 Shut your mouth before I fuck it.

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    I think they just wanted 4 attractive multi ethnic/cultured people to represent them.
     
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    She already got it..........
     
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    And they got cursed.

    deal with it
     
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