[TUTORIAL] How to use PEDs with the new UFC drug testing policy !

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The following is for information and entertainment purposes only.

Step 1 : At around 10 PM (usually before going to bed), inject a small dose of Testosterone Suspension (Aqueous Testosterone) and HGH.
Considering the Athletic commissions only tests during business hours, you can easily bypass that by letting these act during nighttime ! The next day, If someone from the AC comes around, you'll not pop positive.

Step 2 : inject insulin whenever you feel like it. (preferably a small dose)
Insulin is undetectable by the test, so don't worry about it.
EDIT : don't inject too much at once .. you can die from an insulin injection. ;)

Step 3 : Inject a small dose of MGF (Mechano Growth Factor)
whenever you feel like it. They do not test for that !

Step 4 : Make sure to you manage your estrogen levels if you get off the cycle so you don't have a gynecomastia appearing.

Step 5 (thanks to mmafansince93 for mentionning these) : "You can use SARM (Ostarine for example ) .
Also , t3 thyroid hormone or cytomel. It's rampant and they refuse to test for it. Increases fat burning and provides a major energy boost."

These steps will allow you to pass any drug test while greatly improving your recovery abilities, allowing you to train longer, harder, as well as improving your overall strength.
Good luck !

EDIT : Some sherdoggers are embarrassing themselves in this thread . You kids are SO out of your league, literally.
You guys did a google search in attempt to contradict me, which is laughable. Don't open your mouth if you have no clue what you're talking about.
Of-fucking-course there is more to it than these 4 steps, I'm just leading people in the right direction here.
I bet 99% of you didn't know MGF before I mentioned it.. quit embarrassing yourself for your own sake ;)


 
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Literally millions of dollars on new policies down the drain. Hope you're happy, TS
 
They should have kept this money for fighter pay .. because drugs are not going anywhere.
 
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They should have kept this money for fighter pay .. because drugs are not going anywhere.

nah, PEDs will stop being used once and for all and we're gonna catch the few cheaters that are still left

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And a glass tube instead of a plastic one when using an iv
 
that gyne thing sounds real nasty. is it when you grow a vag?
 
If anyone asks where the needle marks came from just tell them you need to take some steam off on your free time

Maybe a horrible tattoo can greatly distract from the appearance of needle marks.
 
Nice try, but every UFC fighters have a strong mindset against drugs, dummy.
 
The following is for information and entertainment purposes only.

Step 1 : At around 10 PM (usually before going to bed), inject a small dose of Testosterone Suspension (Aqueous Testosterone) and HGH.
Considering the Athletic commissions only tests during business hours, you can easily bypass that by letting these act during nighttime ! The next day, If someone from the AC comes around, you'll not pop positive.

Step 2 : Inject insulin in your butt whenever you feel like it.
Insulin is undetectable by the test, so don't worry about it.
EDIT : don't inject too much at once .. you can die from an insulin injection. ;)

Step 3 : Inject a small dose of MGF (Mechano Growth Factor)
whenever you feel like it. They do not test for that !

Step 4 : Make sure to you manage your estrogen levels if you get off the cycle so you don't have a gynecomastia appearing.

These 4 steps will allow you to pass any drug test while greatly improving your recovery abilities, allowing you to train longer, harder, as well as improving your overall strength.
Good luck !

1) WADA test at night
2) insulin can kill you easily
3) jep
4) i don't mention the other 30 products, which they don't have a test for.
 
Hmm When is the last time WADA tested a UFC fighter at night ?
 
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