Opinion Trump refuses to recite the Apostles Creed at Bush Funeral

At least he didn't have toilet paper on his shoe this time
 
tkotom said:
Obama and Clinton are morally fantastic people because they memorised a prayer. Never mind Libya, Syria, the thousands of dead and enslaved, the raped mothers, beheaded children, droned civilians, groped air hostesses, semen stained Oval Office couches, interns that were smashed on the resolute desk, etc.

Trump has the lower kill count of the three presidents there and the worst he did was have consensual sex with a pornstar.

If Jesus were real, he’d take Trump to heaven before Bill or Obama.
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It sounds like you want Trump's seed in you while watching CNN reports about the Yemen war.....

Took
Donny's
Semen
 
During the election he should have just said that he was not a religious man but that he would stick up for Christian religious freedom. It’s not like anybody actually believed him when he said he was religious and waved a bible around anyway.
 
sniper said:
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Religious people, I would presume. Ya know, the people that used religion as a reason for opposing Obama and also for (lol) supporting Trump.

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This reminds me of the couple of times my family brought me to church as a kid, for Xmas and such. All the older folks were standing up, and down, and up randomly and reciting the lines, which they knew by heart, at the correct times. And I was like<{vega}>What's this pamphlet I'm holding, a planner for all the prayers we're saying today? Are they in order? Which prayer are we even at right now?

Trump got the full church experience.
 
Renard said:
This reminds me of the couple of times my family brought me to church as a kid, for Xmas and such. All the older folks were standing up, and down, and up randomly and reciting the lines, which they knew by heart, at the correct times. And I was like<{vega}>What's this pamphlet I'm holding, a planner for all the prayers we're saying today? Are they in order? Which prayer are we even at right now?

Trump got the full church experience.
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I used to color and draw shit during the service. Had no fucking clue what was going on. It would have been perfectly fitting if he busted out some crayolas and started going to town.
 
The ultra-religious right is another group that was completely exposed as frauds during Trump's reign. When a Democrat takes back the presidency (whenever that is) we'll go back to them nitpicking over dumb shit and claiming he/she isn't Catholic enough, or whatever.

Naturally there is no issue with Trump banging porn stars while his wife is recovering from child birth, or the million other unethical things he's done.
 
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He’s a demon and they are unable to pray. The fact that he was able to enter a church without bursting into flames indicates he’s a particularly powerful demon.
 
Yea, that's it people voted for him because he was a devout Christian.

His past actions give example to his strong Christian values.

Put down the pipe and let your head clean then post.
 
I see no evidence that Trump is a Christian, but he is a pro-Christian president.

Which was badly needed after Obama.
 
Ripskater said:
I see no evidence that Trump is a Christian, but he is a pro-Christian president.

Which was badly needed after Obama.
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You mean the guy that is actually praying next to Trump.
In order of most Christian Presidents in that row.
Jimmy Carter by Miles. He is a good Christian man. He lives by the word of God.
Obama, is a good man, faithful to his wife.
Bill Clinton, scumbag adulterer and other shady shit
and slightly below is scumbag adulterer and other shady shit Trump.
 
Ripskater said:
I see no evidence that Trump is a Christian, but he is a pro-Christian president.

Which was badly needed after Obama.
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Obama is a Christian, no matter what the conspiracy theorists tell you.
 
44nutman said:
You mean the guy that is actually praying next to Trump.
In order of most Christian Presidents in that row.
Jimmy Carter by Miles. He is a good Christian man. He lives by the word of God.
Obama, is a good man, faithful to his wife.
Bill Clinton, scumbag adulterer and other shady shit
and slightly below is scumbag adulterer and other shady shit Trump.
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Obama was anti-Christian in his policies.

Pro abortion
promoted homosexuality
promoted transgenderism
put men in girls restrooms
pro Islam
Appointed anti-Christian judges

Obama went to a non-Christian church in Chicago. They followed Black Liberation Theology, not Christianity.
 
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He likes people who don't die of old age..

Also he probably just can't read
 
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