Trump could live to 200!!

Well now that the 25th is out the window I guess it's back to Russian collusion
 
Im sure the elites are working on living till 200. Theyre pissed Rockefeller kicked the bucket before their big breakthrough. Something tells me that Medi Cal and Medi Care wont cover immortality therapy.
 
How much did he pay Dr Nick to certify he is as fit as an olympian?
 
30/30 on a cognitive test he requested be added to the exam. Not too shabby...
Sounds like he's blessed aside from cholesterol, male pattern balding and not much else. Lucky man, health-wise. Good for him.

DOC: TRUMP GENES INCREDIBLE

ACES COGNITIVE TEST
 
Getting desperate to find something to bitch about


I hear he wears brown shoes
 
Sure. He'll just have to be kept on ice next to Disney until they figure out how to make it happen.
 
I guess healthy obesity isn't a myth after all.
 
While some people stop growing in their teens trump seems to still be getting taller! What a marvel at 71!
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Trumps doctor says he's 239 pounds. If he was 6'2 he'd be clinically obese but at 6'3 hes just one pound away from being obese.
 
Good, old German stock.

His father lived to 93.
 
lmfao @ Trump only weighing 238. Riiiiiight.
 
I dunno, man. He looks like he could drop dead at any second.

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Ah, I see the liberals have ran out of things to cry about.
 
Wow, you guys even geek out over a healthy checkup.
 
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