True or False: I could beat all UFC Heavyweights....

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  1. Tasar

    Tasar Yellow Belt

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    .....in a Half Marathon?

    On April 8th, I ran my 2nd Half Marathon in 1:30:41
    So here is my question: Which Heavyweights on the UFC roster could beat that time?
     
  2. Buffmeister

    Buffmeister JAone XTC is Snake from KarateKid 3

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    Mark Hunt
     
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    Ottawaguy Gold Belt

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    Damn, that’s under 7 minute mile for 13 miles. Hespect.
     
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    Killashaw Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card Yellow Card Banned

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    You stand no chance against Alistair Overeem, the second coming of Usain Bolt.

     
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    Loiosh Detective Platinum Member

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    I bet they could all beat you if it was full contact.
     
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    Eli1015 Martial Artist

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    Your asking if fighters could beat you in a run. Maybe not. But they could literally beat you
     
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    king_ebeneezer Purple Belt

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    True.

    I could easily be the HW champ but it doesn't pay enough and I value my privacy. UFC fighters are C level athletes that couldn't make it in real sports.
     
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    There is nothing Mark Hunt can't do.
     
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  10. Tasar

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    don't know about the mile speed, but it is 4:18 minutes per kilometer. It is actually not super fast or anything, but it is decent speed for a hobby runner in a Half Marathon.

    And yes, of course all Heavyweights could beat me up. All lighter weights probably too.
     
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  11. EGarrett

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    You could beat all UFC Heavyweights at something you've practiced and they haven't? Um, okay? I could crush all UFC Heavyweights at Texas Hold'Em, maybe I should start a thread...
     
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    Ottawaguy Gold Belt

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    I used to be proud of my 5 min per km, and that was for a max of 10 k. These days, not a chance...
     
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    None. Not a single one. Actually maybe struve could do it in about 3 steps.
     
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    smart.feller Beer Drinker

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    My 43 year old sister runs faster half marathons than you, so I am not sure what your point is...additionally, she is a hobbyist as she is a full time school teacher.
     
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    I run (or used to run at least) 10k in under 40 min. These days I mostly sherdog.
     
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    Not sure what your point is either really, was your sisters occupation relevant?
     
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    I would make anyone on the UFC roster my bitch in Titanfall 2. Any time, any place. Where they at?
     
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    They are not runners
     
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    True for 99.999% of heavyweights.

    Ivan Drago, no.
     
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