Tito Ortiz Thinks Las Vegas is in California

[locust rising]

 

[Mike K.O]

At this point, part of me thinks he has to be trolling.

Like how a smart person can play stupid but a stupid person can't play smart.

If not, he might be mentally retarded and taking headshots for a living isn't helping his cause.

I was also thinking about that. I wonder if he finished school.

 

[RONALD REAPER]

He MARRIED a pornstar. He's not exactly a Rhodes scholar

Just to correct you he was never in a marriage with her

 

[TheScorpionDude]

Tito is awesome.

 

[FaTaL FaTaL]

Nevada is actually considered California east because many Californians are migrating towards Nevada.

 

[gspfedkobe24]

"I go to Las Vegas California one time before to fight with the Coner"

-Khabib Voice

 

[doubleg]

Close enough

 

[Loiosh]

Jesus H Christ. I mean, wtf. She actually is retarded. IQ of less than 70 for sure.

She froze under the lights.

People can lose the ability to construct coherent sentences when they succumb to nerves.

 

[Levi_]

Tito is more of a washed up, dumb blonde bimbo than his (ex?) wife Jenna.

 

[filthynumber1]

Someone needs to hire Tito as a commentator or Interviewer just for the lols it would bring.

 

[7 others]

Tito "So what you are a black belt" Ortiz

 

[HUGHPHUG]

Please god, let Tito take over Danas job.
The hyping of fighters would be...... epic.

Fucking hell I'm sold

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

Tito Ortiz Thinks Las Vegas is in California

That's what Tito wants you to think he thinks

 

[JoeyJoeJoeJr]

It might just be nerves. I do the same thing sometimes. Words come out backwards or your mind just goes blank and in a panic you say the first thing that pops in your mind.

 

[HHJ]

He makes Jason Witten look like a prodigy. Some of it must be a troll, but's he's at the very least a terrible sports announcer.

Its def not a troll. It's like these promotions think "oh,Tito is like Conor before conor,he can start some controversy and hes so recognizable. Somehow they dont seem to watch footage of the guy actually talk. When he is doing an interview he is fine,but boy..when he is out there in public hamming things up,like a host or whatever or at a press conference,he may be the worst public speaker ever.

 

[Muay Thai #1]

I mean, it might as well be eastern California...

 

[BBMN]

He MARRIED a pornstar. He's not exactly a Rhodes scholar

If I was as dumb as he was, I would hope I at least understood I was less than average, and then go for a girl that was smarter than me. Someone that can make sure I don't go to the wrong state when heading to work for the day. Find a nice girl with a 2.4GPA.

 

[notsojollyroger]

I don't have much patience for fighter hate this morning. How would you speak if you fought in a cage for 21 years?

 

[Shabutie]

These two should never have been allowed to fight geez

 

[ocfightfan]

You are assuming that Tito thinks.