Tito Ortiz Thinks Las Vegas is in California

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  1. Vulcan

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    Or you think he does
     
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    <16> Tito is dumb.. we know
     
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    This guy is just an endless supply of dumb quotes
     
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    "Well here we are with a br.. S'raldo Babalu you did an awesome job so what you're a blackbelt in juijitsu gettin' a awesome submission there. I wanna tell me, what you see, lets go ahead and see it by the fight, what you saw, in the ring.

    Everybody let's give a hand to Babalu Sobral one of the greatest light heavyweights of the night. " - Tito Ortiz
     
  7. Dingaling

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    At this point, part of me thinks he has to be trolling.

    Like how a smart person can play stupid but a stupid person can't play smart.

    If not, he might be mentally retarded and taking headshots for a living isn't helping his cause.
     
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    lsa Maître d' at The Pussy Lounge

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    Please god, let Tito take over Danas job.
    The hyping of fighters would be...... epic.
     
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    He doesn’t have time to practice public speaking (or talking at all) since he trains six days a week. Five days a week, he’ll train three times a week and one of those days he’ll train two days a week. So six days a week he’ll be training.

    <mma4>
     
  10. IAmTheGOAT

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    Anyone else think this whole thing is disturbing? Like not even joking the whole poster in the background looks like its from a horror movie like someones going to die it's fucked up Oscar's a piece of shit.
     
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    thewhiterooster dana hates sunscreen

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    he's really close to being technically retarded.
     
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    Someone needs to hire Tito as a commentator or Interviewer just for the lols it would bring.
     
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    He makes Jason Witten look like a prodigy. Some of it must be a troll, but's he's at the very least a terrible sports announcer.
     
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    I wonder how many times Tito has fought in Las Vegas? More than 10 maybe and still doesn't know.
     
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    Cali, Nevada...pffft, vertically identical anyway
     
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    Have you never heard Tito talk before?
     
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    Well he is a Lion, King of the Artic and best of the night at 132 years young.
     
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    Its the chicken of the sea
     
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    Come on Tito...everyone knows that Vegas is in Arizona.
     
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    That’s Too funny.
    I’m actually eating lunch and spit up a lil bit of pork tonkatsu outta my mouth...
     
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