Tito Ortiz - “I’m 34 years young!”

[BLACKWOLF]

Tito has always been an awkward cringe lord, but at least he's still coherent, can still talk properly and take a punch.

 

[Joohnmatrix]

Wasn’t he born in 75? I don’t get this statement at all. My IQ seems to have dropped to Colby levels after reading it

My jaw dropped when I read that myself, I was wondering if he was fifteen when I first saw him in the cage!

 

[koipin]

Chuck will knock him into 2034.

 

[bigconan]

So when a chick does it, no worries, but a dude lies about his age and he has cte

I lied all the time about my age on those dating sites...I shaved 15 years off...it's a game you are forced to play...I reasoned that I wanted girls of a certain age range and they most likely wanted someone of a certain age range...so I made sure i was in that range...once you get them, then tell them the truth later....cause most often times, it won't matter at that point....you need to get a foot in the door...which would otherwise be closed.

 

[ralek4grammy]

Tito "Dorian Grey" Ortiz.

Dat Ngannou conspiration game is spreading like wildfire.

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

So when a chick does it, no worries, but a dude lies about his age and he has cte

Women are expected to lie

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

 

[Mga223]

six days a week he trains five days a week, two days a week he trains three days a week.

This is my fav Tito quote ever.....

How can you not like the guy

 

[Shadowthrone]

If I do that it makes me older instead of younger

 

[basedgodfedor]

It's the Trump strategy. Up is down, left is right, water is a solid.

He was never that good anyway. A little boy trapped in a larger little boy's body. Cries at the drop of a hat. Mentally weak.

Wtf does this have to do with trump?

 

[Zabit 145 Goat]

I can't believe this is actually happening. The whole card is a shit show

 

[beastman]

He just wants that Gregor Mcconnor money for fighting Randy Liddell at UFC 61: Bad Blood.

Fork yes

 

[mahavishnunj]

Jesus. One guy doesn't even know his own age and the other guy is moving in slow motion. This has CTE written all over it.

To be fair- I've not fought since 6th grade and had to pull out the calculator to figure out my age the other day. I at least had it within a year of the correct date though.

 

[mahavishnunj]

Lol that about sums it up.

Neither one of them leave a turn unstoned

 

[MenthosLine]

He identifies as a 34 year old. If you say anything different the SJW crowd will leap on you.

 

[Andre Xiong]

It's the Trump strategy. Up is down, left is right, water is a solid.

He was never that good anyway. A little boy trapped in a larger little boy's body. Cries at the drop of a hat. Mentally weak.

Kind of quirky sure

Over the hill now yeah

But Tito Ortiz was good and that is fact

 

[Mahkor]

So going by his invert the numbers age equation, Chuck is 84.

 

[Quietus]

He's obviously dyslexic, he's had problems speaking his whole career and 34 is 43 backwards so he probably thought he was saying the right number.

 

[JoeyJoeJoeJr]

I lied all the time about my age on those dating sites...I shaved 15 years off...it's a game you are forced to play...I reasoned that I wanted girls of a certain age range and they most likely wanted someone of a certain age range...so I made sure i was in that range...once you get them, then tell them the truth later....cause most often times, it won't matter at that point....you need to get a foot in the door...which would otherwise be closed.

Thats sad bro. Lying about being 15 years younger? You need to start accepting youre old.

 

[Chillez]