Tim Johnson did better than Werdum vs Volkov

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    TJ gets dropped and Werdum will not be dropped.

    Ufc promotes body shaming. Tim is bald, ugly, and fat, and because of this ufc will cut him bc he doesn't look like gsp. It isn't right to get rid of someone just because they look like your girlfriends drunk dad.
     
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    Sad.... but true. The guy wont ever Headline a Fox Card. You have to be an average fighter and look like Sage - Paige.
     
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    Dude who the fuck do you think you are, talking shit about Timmy Big Dick?

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    You mean Tony Johnson? One's white and the other is well, not white.
     
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    Sadly they both did better than Werdum :(
     
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    Cheick Kongo did better than both.

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    To be fair Werdum looked pretty fat this fight too.
     
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    I don't understand didn't try to pass guard more/advance to mount or even side control. He could have submitted Volkov pretty easily had he tried.
     
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    He did, he also got put to sleep with ease by diaper baby Albini. It’s pointless trying to make sense of Heavyweight.
     
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    Dadbod Werdum gets to stay and Drunk Uncle Tim Johnson gets his severance papers

    Let us not forget Tim rode into Brazil in his 1995, primer spotted F-150 and saved the night by being the only 'Murican to play spoiler and avoid a clean sweep at the hands of those filthy animal Brazilians. With his American flag tattoo, moustache and chrome dome, he gave us donut and double cheeseburger loving fans a small, but important victory, especially in hostile territory.

    Representing Fargo, ND, he spends his time outside of fighting knocking back draft beers and Jim Beam shots while moonlighting as bouncer at the town's local titty bar. Hats off to him. Wasn't the most athletic gent, but he had heart. May he find his way back.
     
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    They should further humilate and shame TJ by making him wear a wife beater shirt complete with food stains on it when fighting in the octagon
     
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    Werdum is never muscular or “looks in shape”.
     
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    He looked particularly fat tonight. He was legit chubby.
     
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    Because Tim Johnson is the GOAT.
     
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    What? Tim is 3-3 in the big time. His only string of success lies in local North Dakota based events.

    Werdum has a world-class record and holds wins over some of the greatest names in the HW division.

    Surely you understand there is a difference?
     
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    I didnt' even know who this guy is till they released the UFC 3 roster for the game and glad it stood that way
     
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    Tim is 4-3 in the UFC and really should be 5-2 as he should have got the nod against Volkov.
     
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    Ok happy to stand corrected, but you get my point. Journeyman UFC fighter vs Potential all-time division top 10. Never going to be a favorable comparison.

    And the UFC is certainly not "body fascist". Half the Heavyweight division are fat as fuck. Look at their KO-expert poster boys Nelson and Hunt.

    Werdum himself is flabby. He is no portrait of perfection.
     
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