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@BisexualMMA and I were talking yesterday about the wave of direct-to-video (or very limited theatrical release) films that have been coming out in the past several years with big name actors. You know the films I'm talking about: You see the cover and there's Nic Cage or Bruce Willis or whoever in some film you've never heard of and you instinctively channel your inner Yoel Romero: "Hey! Hey, Nic Cage! Hey Bruce Willis! What happened to you?!"
But I'm not certain that DTV/limited release has to automatically mean the actors are slumming it. And in fact, that's exactly what I intend to find out: Are any of these movies any good?
BMMA says no way in hell. @SidJustice says that attempting this is going to be the equivalent of punching myself in the dick repeatedly.
A lot of you guys know I sometimes like to approach movie watching with some kind of theme or plan in mind, like watching all the Resident Evil movies, or catching up on popular action films I never saw when I was younger, or whatever. Well this time the theme is attempting to find out if any of these movies don't suck.
I intend to watch 10 movies in 10 nights and apprise you guys of my thoughts along the way. And with that said, here are my picks:
The Trust (2016)
Stars: Nicolas Cage, Elijah Wood
Premise: A pair of cops investigating a drug invasion stumble upon a mysterious bank vault.
It looks entertaining and I've actually heard a few people say some positive things about it. Plus, it has The Cage, which means it has at least one thing going for it already.
Cell (2016)
Stars: John Cusack, Samuel L. Jackson
Premise: When a mysterious cell phone signal causes apocalyptic chaos, an artist is determined to reunite with his young son in New England.
It's based on the Stephen King story. In fact, apparently King co-wrote the script. A King story with Cusack and Sam Jackson? Fuck it, why not.
Maurauders (2016)
Stars: Bruce Willis, Dave Bautista
Premise: When a bank is hit by a brutal heist, all evidence points to the owner and his high-powered clients. But as a group of FBI agents dig deeper into the case - and the deadly heists continue - it becomes clear that a larger conspiracy is at play.
Well it at least looks better than most of the other shit that Willis has been doing lately.
Tapped Out (2014)
Stars: Michael Biehn, Martin Kove, a bunch of MMA fighters
Premise: A disgruntled teenager, sent to do community service at a rundown Karate school, enters an MMA tournament to face the man who killed his parents.
First off, Jesus H. Christ, Michael Biehn is has fallen SO FAR from where he once was. I just went through his recent filmography and it is bad, homeboys. Like, really really bad. C- and D-level kind of shit.
Second, Michael Biehn and Martin Kove together with K-Sos, Lyoto Machida and Anderson Silva in an MMA movie? Yes, please!
Blackway (2015)
Stars: Anthony Hopkins, Julia Stiles, Ray Liotta
Premise: An ex-logger comes to the aid of a woman who returns to her hometown in the Pacific Northwest and finds herself harassed and stalked by a former cop turned crime lord.
This one I think actually looks like it could be interesting. I expect it to be one of the better films that I watch in this series. Plus, I need more Julia Stiles in my life. I don't think I've even seen her in anything since Silver Linings Playbook.
But I'm not certain that DTV/limited release has to automatically mean the actors are slumming it. And in fact, that's exactly what I intend to find out: Are any of these movies any good?
BMMA says no way in hell. @SidJustice says that attempting this is going to be the equivalent of punching myself in the dick repeatedly.
A lot of you guys know I sometimes like to approach movie watching with some kind of theme or plan in mind, like watching all the Resident Evil movies, or catching up on popular action films I never saw when I was younger, or whatever. Well this time the theme is attempting to find out if any of these movies don't suck.
I intend to watch 10 movies in 10 nights and apprise you guys of my thoughts along the way. And with that said, here are my picks:
The Trust (2016)
Stars: Nicolas Cage, Elijah Wood
Premise: A pair of cops investigating a drug invasion stumble upon a mysterious bank vault.
It looks entertaining and I've actually heard a few people say some positive things about it. Plus, it has The Cage, which means it has at least one thing going for it already.
Cell (2016)
Stars: John Cusack, Samuel L. Jackson
Premise: When a mysterious cell phone signal causes apocalyptic chaos, an artist is determined to reunite with his young son in New England.
It's based on the Stephen King story. In fact, apparently King co-wrote the script. A King story with Cusack and Sam Jackson? Fuck it, why not.
Maurauders (2016)
Stars: Bruce Willis, Dave Bautista
Premise: When a bank is hit by a brutal heist, all evidence points to the owner and his high-powered clients. But as a group of FBI agents dig deeper into the case - and the deadly heists continue - it becomes clear that a larger conspiracy is at play.
Well it at least looks better than most of the other shit that Willis has been doing lately.
Tapped Out (2014)
Stars: Michael Biehn, Martin Kove, a bunch of MMA fighters
Premise: A disgruntled teenager, sent to do community service at a rundown Karate school, enters an MMA tournament to face the man who killed his parents.
First off, Jesus H. Christ, Michael Biehn is has fallen SO FAR from where he once was. I just went through his recent filmography and it is bad, homeboys. Like, really really bad. C- and D-level kind of shit.
Second, Michael Biehn and Martin Kove together with K-Sos, Lyoto Machida and Anderson Silva in an MMA movie? Yes, please!
Blackway (2015)
Stars: Anthony Hopkins, Julia Stiles, Ray Liotta
Premise: An ex-logger comes to the aid of a woman who returns to her hometown in the Pacific Northwest and finds herself harassed and stalked by a former cop turned crime lord.
This one I think actually looks like it could be interesting. I expect it to be one of the better films that I watch in this series. Plus, I need more Julia Stiles in my life. I don't think I've even seen her in anything since Silver Linings Playbook.
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