This Clown Was Just Chasing his Daughter

[Uptown Swinger]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...s-clown-mask-chase-daughter-article-1.3503931

cliffs:
Man dresses up like clown to scare 6 yr old daughter instead of "disciplining her for behavioral issues".
She jumps into a strangers car to escape the clown then runs into a strangers apartment.
Guy in the apartment gets his gun and fires shots at the ground to scare away the clown.
Clown dad is arrested for child endangerment and inducing panic.
The shooter is arrested for using a weapon while intoxicated.
The daughter's mom is currently in jail for breaking the girl's ribs.

Which one of you Sherdoggers is the clown?
Which of you is the guy in the apartment?
Who is is the mom?

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

Some kids really have no chance in life ....

 

[DarkneT]

 

[Urban Youth]

lol. Always Ohio with the weird shit.

 

[Gazwald]

What's the point in firing a gun if you're not intoxicated? Some places have backward ass laws.

 

[blaseblah]

The charge against the guy firing the gun doesn't make sense. You can't defend yourself in your own home if you've had a few beers?

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

lol. Always Ohio with the weird shit.

This sounds like a story from Florida to me.

 

[Pied Piper]

lol Mayberry always brings the freak show news articles

 

[91 seconds]

This made me laugh. Thank god for my parents.

 

[JAEGERX]

man, when your parents are morons you are fucked, there is no way around it

 

[MC Paul Barman]

I'm just glad no one died in the story.

 

[Zer]

Which one of you Sherdoggers is the clown?
Which of you is the guy in the apartment?
Who is is the mom?

I was the stranger in the car. Parole officer gonna give me shit about this ffs

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Which one of you Sherdoggers is the clown? @Jack Handy jr
Which of you is the guy in the apartment? @Zer
Who is is the mom? @MmaGirl10

 

[Strychnine]

Some kids really have no chance in life ....

Bootstraps man.... Bootstraps...

That's what I've been told by conservatives here.

 

[Oeshon]

lol. Always Ohio with the weird shit.

I thought all the weird shit is usually Florida?

 

[koolinkunming]

 

[Horse Style]

That goddamn Hurricane Irma has displaced so many Florida residents that they're now wreaking havoc in other states.

Also,

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

Bootstraps man.... Bootstraps...

That's what I've been told by conservatives here.

bootstraps? i dont get it?

 

[Strychnine]

bootstraps? i dont get it?

If you have a bad start in life, you can fix it yourself by just 'MURICA. It doesn't matter that you're six and your mom breaks your ribs on the regular or that your dad dresses up as a clown and terrorizes you so badly that you run to strangers.

'MURICA yourself by pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps.

It doesn't matter that you were screwed from the get-go.

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

If you have a bad start in life, you can fix it yourself by just 'MURICA. It doesn't matter that you're six and your mom breaks your ribs on the regular or that your dad dresses up as a clown and terrorizes you so badly that you run to strangers.

'MURICA yourself by pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps.

It doesn't matter that you were screwed from the get-go.

oh..yea... maybe 1 out of 10,000 can