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So I'm watching the accountant with Ben affleck and i see an ant on the carpet. I promptly stomp him out as is the rules of the street.
As I watch ben play the role he was born to play (an autistic ninja) I swear I see this thing move. But there is no way, I stomped him so hard it put American history x to shame.
It honestly felt like he was purposely trying not to act when I was looking. As for the ant, he seemed conscious that I was observing him.
All of a sudden, I see a perfectly healthy ant running away from the now empty spot his corpse had been. I stomp again. And again. And again LOL and again die die die die die lol lol.
This time I watch him, and sure enough, he recovers again. I'm not taking any chances so I grab my lighter and burn the fucking thing until his top half is ash.
It is finally over, and I don't have to worry about it anymore. The ant is finally dead too.
As I watch ben play the role he was born to play (an autistic ninja) I swear I see this thing move. But there is no way, I stomped him so hard it put American history x to shame.
It honestly felt like he was purposely trying not to act when I was looking. As for the ant, he seemed conscious that I was observing him.
All of a sudden, I see a perfectly healthy ant running away from the now empty spot his corpse had been. I stomp again. And again. And again LOL and again die die die die die lol lol.
This time I watch him, and sure enough, he recovers again. I'm not taking any chances so I grab my lighter and burn the fucking thing until his top half is ash.
It is finally over, and I don't have to worry about it anymore. The ant is finally dead too.