Thinking about buying a boat

[ralphc1]

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[Prefect]

As much as you can handle...

(5 feet of dick capacity) / (6 inches per a dick) = 10 dicks. He can handle 10 dicks for gay sex. I did the math.

 

[ralphc1]

Get a goat instead.

 

[Zer]

How much gay sex is gonna happen on that boat?

Gay sex is legal on land now bro. You don't have to go out into international waters anymore

 

[Sharon Peters]

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Shut your mouth, Ralph. If I need a Filipino man nurse, I'll give you a call.

 

[Pliny Pete]

(5 feet of dick capacity) / (6 inches per a dick) = 10 dicks. He can handle 10 dicks for gay sex. I did the math.

That math seems fuzzy

 

[Pliny Pete]

Gay sex is legal on land now bro. You don't have to go out into international waters anymore

I'm old and stuck in my ways

 

[ShoelessRye]

The day you buy a boat is the second favorite day of owning a boat. The favorite day being when you find another sucker to buy it off you.

 

[ralphc1]

You need to go on a cruise like the one that storm chaser died on.

 

[Sharon Peters]

2 best days of a boat owners life........the day they buy the boat and the day they sell the boat.

The day you buy a boat is the second favorite day of owning a boat. The favorite day being when you find another sucker to buy it off you.

You unoriginal cunt. I'll be sure to spray you with a wave of fish jizz and baby piss while you're boogie boarding at Myrtle Beach.

 

[Rimbaud82]

 

[LEWIS540]

You unoriginal cunt. I'll be sure to spray you with a wave of fish jizz and baby piss while you're boogie boarding at Myrtle Beach.

I'll be too busy rooting your dad.

He weeps on climax you know.

 

[Prefect]

That math seems fuzzy

I was doing the math with unshaved dicks. Of course, it is going to be fuzzy.

 

[djacobox372]

My advice: choose a boat based on how easy it will be to sell and how well it will hold its value.

Usually this means spending more up front, don't focus on sticker price. Instead consider cost of ownership and resale.

For example: a diesel will cost a lot more upfront, but have far less mantainence and use less fuel. They also last 4 times as long which makes them depreciate a lot less.

 

[irish_thug]

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Was going to say this.

 

[irish_thug]

Get a goat instead.

Not nearly as fun. Much better at mowing my lawn than a boat is.

 

[Sharon Peters]

I'll be too busy rooting your dad.

He weeps on climax you know.

Don't we all?

 

[Sharon Peters]

I'm still looking to buy a boat. How about this 1994 43' Viking?

https://ibb.co/album/eXqR0a

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

This will teach you everything you need to know