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Drawing a face on your penis and having deep life changing conversations with him. Or just making him dance and be funny. He can do it all! He's great. My best friend and I love him!
Silly men.Using your balls to warm up your hands
Silly men.
We can fit our whole hands up our vag and get them nice n roasty toasty. Plus, it’s a portable moisturizing mitten!
Nobody been lettin you use their portable mitten huh?Because of this disgusting post, add "respect" as another thing women will never get to enjoy.
Oh I get mittens lady.Nobody been lettin you use their portable mitten huh?
Just put your hands up your ass and start farting.
(quick note: perma-ban to anyone saying my dick)
Urinal cake sculpting: whether you're pissing a smiley face or just want to start piss-whittlin away an edge of the cake. Women will never get to enjoy the delight of urinating designs in a urinal cake.
WordSilly men.
We can fit our whole hands up our vag and get them nice n roasty toasty. Plus, it’s a portable moisturizing mitten!
A good ball scratching.
You sound like a dick expert.
someone on a podcast said it feels a lot more like sucking a dick than getting your dick suckedSucking their own penis?
EwwwSilly men.
We can fit our whole hands up our vag and get them nice n roasty toasty. Plus, it’s a portable moisturizing mitten!