Things that Conor is/does/has and you never will

[rantajuoppo]

>UFC champion
>earns 100 million from one fight
>probably fucks a different 10/10 pussy every day
>most talked about athlete on the planet
>ripped as fuck
>idolized by millions
>handsome and fashionable
>has swagger
>half-black from waist down

Go on.

 

[wilKO]

Defends titles










Jokes. I like Conor

 

[D.R.H.]

You lost me at fashionable...the guy wears the same women's pants suits as Hilldawg.

 

[ff]

gets boner around other guys ..

 

[MyEnglishIsPeperoni]

>UFC champion
>earns 100 million from one fight
>probably fucks a different 10/10 pussy every day
>most talked about athlete on the planet
>ripped as fuck
>idolized by millions
>handsome and fashionable
>has swagger
>half-black from waist down

Go on.

 

[ALAN PARTRIDGE]

You had me at "Hello"

 

[P0rkchop]

I actually met Conor once, completely eclipsed the manlet when I flexed. He didn't like it

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

- Scrawny
- Comically big head
- Shitty, thin beard
- Shrill, high-pitched voice
- Shitty accent
- Godawful tattoos
- Bisexual
- Hipster libtard

 

[bladee]

You lost me at fashionable...the guy wears the same women's pants suits as Hilldawg.

post a pic of your outfit today then

 

[Sosua]

>UFC champion
>earns 100 million from one fight
>probably fucks a different 10/10 pussy every day
>most talked about athlete on the planet
>ripped as fuck
>idolized by millions
>handsome and fashionable
>has swagger
>half-black from waist down

Go on.

I've got the bottom 3.

Plus less people on Sherdog hate me.

 

[Lawblaw]

A white baby

 

[D.R.H.]

post a pic of your outfit today then

Serious question...do you save random pictures of your suits on your computer on the off chance random internet people will want to look at them? Because if the answer is yes, then I really am getting old and don't understand modern society.

 

[TIMELESS TRUTH]

TS is such a fangirl lol

 

[Bend NvR Break]

TS forgot to add that McGregor got his balls gargled by TS too.

 

[bladee]

Serious question...do you save random pictures of your suits on your computer on the off chance random internet people will want to look at them? Because if the answer is yes, then I really am getting old and don't understand modern society.

no but if you can admit youre an oldbro you can probably admit that fashion in 2k17 is not made to be understood by oldbros

 

[EGarrett]

>Looks like a child in photographs with men over 6'.

 

[Topguntrophey]

I'm sure he is so proud you defend him with all that he has. You do know that no matter what you say about him, he will give anything on that list to you.

 

[D.R.H.]

no but if you can admit youre an oldbro you can probably admit that fashion in 2k17 is not made to be understood by oldbros

You and the cloud outside can shut the hell up before I get off this rocking chair and write a letter to the newspaper about it!

 

[2GunTommy]

Unlimited number of badass bespoke suits.
I'm really jealous.
Some of them are insane.

But I think the video of him with a chub at a weigh in kinda disputes him being black from the was it down.

 

[Tuf_guy]

TS forgot to add that McGregor got his balls gargled by TS too.

>knows the softness of TS's throat.
>Has seen TS in heels and a wig