Thine King doth command

[Fury]

Forsooth, thy position as arbiter of all things dick related remains firmly within thy grasp.

Is it hard to type with you and helmer sucking each other off?

 

[TruthBeTold]

Fantana is sucking Helmer off with his shitty gimmick. What a loser.

 

[Victor Ward]

Is it hard to type with you and helmer sucking each other off?

Thy question wouldst be more effective were thee not masturbating with thy tongue hanging out whilst writing it.

 

[Victor Ward]

Fantana is sucking Helmer off with his shitty gimmick. What a loser.

Forsooth, the King would rather be associated with they than thee and thy crusty panty waste.

 

[Nicky**]

Fantana is sucking Helmer off with his shitty gimmick. What a loser.

it's not even thanksgiving yet...wtf is up with the christmas hat?

 

[TruthBeTold]

it's not even thanksgiving yet...wtf is up with the christmas hat?

When I do the christmas av I usually do it on thanksgiving, just did it a few days earlier this year.

 

[johnyboy]

sup with the bird avs anyways

 

[Klein Helmer]

whats your former name, pm it to me, inbox works back again

I have no need to keep this secret. A pm will not be necessary.

His former name is, get ready for this one, "Kleine Helmer".

Quite right.

Both Kleine and I have tasted death, yet behold, we still draw breath!

Sherdog Mixed Martial Arts Forums - View Profile: Kleine Helmer

 

[Klein Helmer]

too much of gimmicks sucking each others dicks in here

Is it hard to type with you and helmer sucking each other off?

So, you really have homosexual fellatio on the brain, don't you?

Fear not, for this is a progressive KINGDOM. You are free to flamingly expound upon any number of homoerotic fantasies that enter your tart little mind.

Carry on, you flippantly riggish, flitting little pixie.

 

[Fury]

I have no need to keep this secret. A pm will not be necessary.



Quite right.

Both Kleine and I have tasted death, yet behold, we still draw breath!

Sherdog Mixed Martial Arts Forums - View Profile: Kleine Helmer

I can take care of the Kleine Helmer account. You should have no need for it and second accounts are frowned upon.

 

[Gedanke]

I can take care of the Kleine Helmer account. You should have no need for it and second accounts are frowned upon.

Can you, say, accidentally... slip perhaps, and take care of both?

 

[Klein Helmer]

I can take care of the Kleine Helmer account. You should have no need for it and second accounts are frowned upon.

Petty and unnecessary. I have discussed the matter with your superiors and I am in no way in violation of forum rules.

 

[Fury]

Petty and unnecessary. I have discussed the matter with your superiors and I am in no way in violation of forum rules.

So what is your need for the second account? If this is your account now, what does it matter? Planning on using the other?

 

[InternetHero]

Petty and unnecessary. I have discussed the matter with your superiors and I am in no way in violation of forum rules.

I'll allow it?

 

[Klein Helmer]

So what is your need for the second account? If this is your account now, what does it matter? Planning on using the other?

It matters because when I created this account, I discontinued my use of the former in complete accordance with the rules. To ban it would not only be to overstep your meager bounds, but also entirely unwarranted.

 

[Fury]

Why do you (Klein) get to be the exception to the one account rule?

 

[Fury]

It matters because when I created this account, I discontinued my use of the former in complete accordance with the rules. To ban it would not only be to overstep your meager bounds, but also entirely unwarranted.

We ban it to prevent further usage. It is well within my meager bounds.

Edit: The bolded has nothing to do with why we would ban it. It has to do with preventing abuse.

 

[InternetHero]

We ban it to prevent further usage. It is well within my meager bounds.

Edit: The bolded has nothing to do with why we would ban it. It has to do with preventing abuse.

But what if Klien is...

The Matrix.



Thy will be done.

 

[Fury]

I am just wondering why he is so concerned with his "dead" account being officially dead.

 

[The_Doc]

Double-dog dare dooooo eeeeeeettt!