The worst part of Brendan Schaub...

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Is that he thinks hes God’s gift to sports or some shit, in a podcast he said his destiny was to pass on his alpha genes to create superhero babys. Like wtf is he talking about, hes 6’4 (not that impressive, pretty common) and like 230lb of chewed bubblegum. He was never shredded at any point in his life and he played arena football which no one gives a F*ck about. He managed to KO some zombie old fighters in the UFC but got his ass beaten the rest of the time. Now he thinks hes on par with michael jordan as a multiple-sport legend

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He is making a lot of money for the first time in his life, he is riding the wave right now. Let him age a bit.
 
"The worst part of Brendan Schaub...."

...everything
 
You sound shook TS.

You should probably not look at any pix of his hot GF and his Porche or you will go into a full triggering.
 
2018 is the year of The Schaub. Just embrace it.
 
It’s the CTE, he wasn’t in the UFC long but it left its mark on him apparently.
 
Surprised he went that long without mentioning one penis
 
Is that he thinks hes God’s gift to sports or some shit, in a podcast he said his destiny was to pass on his alpha genes to create superhero babys. Like wtf is he talking about, hes 6’4 (not that impressive, pretty common) and like 230lb of chewed bubblegum. He was never shredded at any point in his life and he played arena football which no one gives a F*ck about. He managed to KO some zombie old fighters in the UFC but got his ass beaten the rest of the time. Now he thinks hes on par with michael jordan as a multiple-sport legend

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didn't he f*ck Ronda?
TBH, he paid for all his sins right there and then...
 
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The worst part of Brendan Schaub is that there are people who take him way too seriously.

Just like TS.
 
I want to see Schaub go to Bellator and challenge Fedor.
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hes 6’4 (not that impressive, pretty common)

lol sure TS, being 6'4" is totally common.

It's hilarious you made a thread complaining how no one should care about Schaub when clearly you care oh so much.

Get to the point in your life where you don't care if Brendan Schaub is successful. That's how you know you're successful. Until then, you fail.
 
Well, I'm no Schaub fan, but he is easily in the 99th percentile of human beings when it comes to physical / athletic prowess. Probably much better than that.
 
Schaub shuts his haters down.

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Who wouldn't want to be this cool?
 
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