Pseudo Sane
Black Belt
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I can't recall a division being this messed up for this long before.
From the time Bisping won the title off Rockhold on June 4, 2016, the division has just had its shit pushed in on the regular.
Lets review:
1) A weak challenger in Bisping beats heavy favourite in Luke Rockhold;
2) Bisping skips out against defending against a legit challenger in favour of fighting old, sad Dan Henderson, who nearly fucking beats him anyway;
3) Bisping then sits inactive for 392 days. During this time, both Yoel Romero (8 fight win streak) and Jacare Souza (12-1, the 1 being a controversial split decision with Romero) are denied title shots, despite their advanced age and the fact that there were no other legitimate contenders at the time. Both then get their shit pushed in by Robert Whittaker, thus killing the hype for either fighter getting a title shot.
4) Due to Bisping's horrific inactivity, despite being healthy for most of the time he is refusing to fight, Whittaker then fights Romero for the interim title and wins in a spirited fight. Hooray!
5) Rather than unify the fucking belt, Bisping then decides to fight GSP, who while a very talented fighter, is a WW. Because they love money and hate integrity, WME allows this. GSP proceeds to beat the shit out of Bisping and become the MW champion.
6) GSP promptly vacates the MW belt, leading to Bobby Knuckles being made the undisputed champ without throwing a punch. Hooray?
7) Rockhold is given a title shot off of beating David fucking Branch, because why not, right?
8) Whittaker then gets a fucking staph infection and cannot defend.
9) The UFC, in their infinite wisdom, decides to create ANOTHER interim belt, a fight between Romero (coming off a loss) and Rockhold.
10) Romero comes in heavy, and cannot lose 2.7 lbs despite weighing in twice and NEVER BEFORE MISSING WEIGHT. So only Rockhold can become the interim champion if he wins the fight.
The only way all of this could get worse is if Yoel Romero wins the fight, at which point we will have:
1) An indefinitely injured champ;
2) No interim champ;
3) No clear challengers; and
4) No rising contenders who can be hyped up as a challenge to the top 5.
All because fucking Luke Rockhold doesn't ever remember to keep his hands up, and because WME decided to let Bisping chase money fights instead of fighting contenders.
TLDR: (Fucking Rockhold's inability to protect his chin) + (WME's hunger for money fights instead of quality matchups) = A total shitshow.
From the time Bisping won the title off Rockhold on June 4, 2016, the division has just had its shit pushed in on the regular.
Lets review:
1) A weak challenger in Bisping beats heavy favourite in Luke Rockhold;
2) Bisping skips out against defending against a legit challenger in favour of fighting old, sad Dan Henderson, who nearly fucking beats him anyway;
3) Bisping then sits inactive for 392 days. During this time, both Yoel Romero (8 fight win streak) and Jacare Souza (12-1, the 1 being a controversial split decision with Romero) are denied title shots, despite their advanced age and the fact that there were no other legitimate contenders at the time. Both then get their shit pushed in by Robert Whittaker, thus killing the hype for either fighter getting a title shot.
4) Due to Bisping's horrific inactivity, despite being healthy for most of the time he is refusing to fight, Whittaker then fights Romero for the interim title and wins in a spirited fight. Hooray!
5) Rather than unify the fucking belt, Bisping then decides to fight GSP, who while a very talented fighter, is a WW. Because they love money and hate integrity, WME allows this. GSP proceeds to beat the shit out of Bisping and become the MW champion.
6) GSP promptly vacates the MW belt, leading to Bobby Knuckles being made the undisputed champ without throwing a punch. Hooray?
7) Rockhold is given a title shot off of beating David fucking Branch, because why not, right?
8) Whittaker then gets a fucking staph infection and cannot defend.
9) The UFC, in their infinite wisdom, decides to create ANOTHER interim belt, a fight between Romero (coming off a loss) and Rockhold.
10) Romero comes in heavy, and cannot lose 2.7 lbs despite weighing in twice and NEVER BEFORE MISSING WEIGHT. So only Rockhold can become the interim champion if he wins the fight.
The only way all of this could get worse is if Yoel Romero wins the fight, at which point we will have:
1) An indefinitely injured champ;
2) No interim champ;
3) No clear challengers; and
4) No rising contenders who can be hyped up as a challenge to the top 5.
All because fucking Luke Rockhold doesn't ever remember to keep his hands up, and because WME decided to let Bisping chase money fights instead of fighting contenders.
TLDR: (Fucking Rockhold's inability to protect his chin) + (WME's hunger for money fights instead of quality matchups) = A total shitshow.