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Give the t-1000 it’s due. The thing can flow along the ground like Alex Mac and make itself look like the floor itself. It could slither into Smaug’s lair and enter into his brain through the nose before Smaug even knew it was there.
Remember Smaug gets taken out by an arrow fired by a regular human. While the t-1000 might get melted by a continued blast of dragon fire it’s sentient liquid metal (that can solidify and melt at will), tanking all kinds of impacts and healing almost instantly. Meanwhile bard is a bowman?
Theoretically the T-1000 simply needs to jump in its time machine to before Bard shoots the arrow, stab Bard and take his weapons/impersonate him, then kill Smaug himself. That’s ignoring his OP floor invincible slither sneak attack he could always do once a target is located. I’m assuming the dogs in the terminator can tell the terminators aren’t human because of their lack of smelling like anything at all, not because they reek of metal, so Smaug likely wouldn’t be able to smell the t-1000. If Smaug can smell liquid metal at all he would assume it was a dwarf re-lighting a mithril forge under the mountain. He still wouldn’t be able to figure out the t-1000 is alive and trying to kill him (via a pile of “treasure” coming alive and sliding through the cracks in a sleeping Smaug’s eyes/nose and mouth).
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