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He IS the Alpha Male wherever he goes, don't believe me? Ask John Leguizamo. http://www.cagepotato.com/awesome-story-of-the-day-steven-seagal-attacked-john-leguizamo-to-prove-he-was-the-alpha-male-on-a-movie-set/
&#8220;We were in rehearsals for Executive Decision. I&#8217;m playing his Master Sargeant and we come in for rehearsals and he says, &#8216;I&#8217;m in command. Everything I say is law. Anybody doesn&#8217;t agree?&#8217; I was like, &#8216;Bwahahaha.&#8217; I started cracking up because he sounded like a retard and he came up and he Taekwondo&#8217;ed my ass against the brick and he [hit me with his elbow],&#8221; Leguizamo recalled.
It was a rivalry for the ages and the full story can be found in the link.

He was supposed to fight JCVD but would have killed him.

He is a born killer.

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He broke Sean Connery's wrist because he annoyed him.

He was a 17th Century Monk in a past life: &#8220;My old Buddhist teachers have identified the person I was in a past life. I was a 17th-century monk called Chungdrag Dorje. I believe this is true, but I don't dwell on it.&#8221;

He was poisoned in 1994 but a witch doctor cast spells to save his life and make the affected areas stronger. Superhuman Seagal anyone?

He pissed on Judo Gene Lebell, literally.
Seagal was on set and made the claim that nobody could ever choke him out. LeBell took him up on his offer and the two had a little wrestling match. LeBell had him in a choke hold and Seagal couldn&#8217;t get out of it, going so far as hitting him in the crotch to escape. Eventually Seagal lost consciousness, urinated himself, and later blacklisted LeBell from getting hired again, resulting in a protracted lawsuit.

From sex symbol to actor: &#8220;I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol.&#8221;

He's the best musician to ever live, see "Songs from the Crystal Cave" and "Mojo Priest". Seagal was quoted as saying: &#8220;Music is the language of the divine&#8221;.

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His energy drink "Lightning Bolt" has "untold natural power".

He is a mentor to Special forces, as this pic proves.

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He trains US school guards in the wake of shootings.
http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/showbiz/article/actor-steven-seagal-to-lead-arizona-school-arms-training-event
'Seagal will lead the training run, focusing on various aspects of shooting scene management, including &#8220;entry room tactics and hand-to-hand tactics&#8221;, according to Arpaio&#8217;s office.'


If you don't contribute to this thread then feel the wrath of Seagal

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Around the early 2000's someone was supposed to be writing a book (I think, maybe a long blog?) about Seagalism. I can't find anything about it now, just a facebook page. Anyone know if anything happened with that project?
 
Seagal is the most delusional fat fuck in a country full of delusional fatties.
 
This thread has potential to be one of the greatest.

Around the early 2000's someone was supposed to be writing a book (I think, maybe a long blog?) about Seagalism. I can't find anything about it now, just a facebook page. Anyone know if anything happened with that project?

What?! :icon_lol:
 
Almost forgot about when Randy Couture ran with his tail between his legs from Seagal: http://www.mmafighting.com/2012/12/4/3722150/morning-report-steven-seagal-accepts-no-rules-fight-against-randy-couture-no-witnesses

Back in August, UFC Hall of Famer Randy Couture made a half-joking comment about how the only person he would come out of retirement to fight would be Seagal. People chuckled and forgot about it, and a couple months passed until Seagal was able to offer a response, which he just so happened to do on yesterday's edition of The MMA Hour.

"First of all, I am a martial artist, and I have been a martial artist all my life," Seagal started. "I've been fighting all my life, and I believe that the essence of learning how to fight, and fighting, and being a warrior and martial artist is to try to overcome the negative qualities that we all inherent as people, and become a better person, and to help others and help the world be a better place."

"That being said," he continued. "I really have to kind of wonder what his intentions and motivations may have been in saying that. I always thought that Randy was my friend and a gentleman. I'm kind of confused as to why he would say that. All I can say is, I'm here. Anybody can find me anytime and anyplace. If Randy really wants to fight me, he can fight me anytime he wants. It'll be for free, and it'll be some place where there are no witnesses."

Seagal went to emphasize the "no witnesses" aspect of his challenge a few more times, before being asked if the proposed fight would be held under MMA rules.

"Oh no, I don't play by rules," he responded. "That's not how I fight.

"I'm a man of honor. I'm a gentleman, but I am a warrior. And if he needs to find me, he knows where to find me."









Damn fucking straight, war Seagal.

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Let's not forget his role in MMA history either

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Around the early 2000's someone was supposed to be writing a book (I think, maybe a long blog?) about Seagalism. I can't find anything about it now, just a facebook page. Anyone know if anything happened with that project?

It's real bro, as Sherdog's biggest fan of Sensei Seagal, I do in fact own it.

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Haha Seagal is such a tool. To think that i was a huge fan of his when i was a kid, watching his movies. (they are kinda badass and it's pretty funny that he actually thinks he's one of his movie characters in real life, makes the movies even more epic when you know the guy acts like that all the time, although he probably couldn't back it up.)
 
Haha Seagal is such a tool. To think that i was a huge fan of his when i was a kid, watching his movies. (they are kinda badass and it's pretty funny that he actually thinks he's one of his movie characters in real life, makes the movies even more epic when you know the guy acts like that all the time, although he probably couldn't back it up.)

Say that to his face and he'll twist your arm and shit. Beware, the hype is real.
 
He IS the Alpha Male wherever he goes, don't believe me? Ask John Leguizamo. http://www.cagepotato.com/awesome-story-of-the-day-steven-seagal-attacked-john-leguizamo-to-prove-he-was-the-alpha-male-on-a-movie-set/
It was a rivalry for the ages and the full story can be found in the link.

Leguizamo is like 5 ft tall.

Seagal must have been pissed Leguizamo tried to steal some of his screen time when they starred together in Out for Justice. Saying Leguizamo starred in it is a bit of stretch, but reading this thread, there is obviously a liberal interpretation of fact compared to fiction.
 
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