Zach morris was the Renaissance Man of all times
Smartest kid by test scores in the school, yet never tries
Excellent athlete in multiple sports (basketball, track, volleyball, etc...)
banged every girl in California
Got outta detention by putting a blonde wig on a lab skeleton
sold the school to the Japanese
Got the whole school to turn down drugs from a cool, popular pop star
was himself a popstar one episode
I think he like delivered Belding's wife baby in an elevator one time
and on and on. James Bond has shit on Zach Morris