The reason some fans complain about PED's...

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    Too much soy... In reality, all pro athletes are taking something. Fortunately, these delusions can be cured. To identify whether you are having too much soy ask yourself; Does the below, apply to me:

    A male consuming too much soy may possess male genitalia however they also exhibit prominent feminine features: high-pitched voices, little to no body hair, low muscle mass, round flabby faces, scrawny limbs, thin necks, wide hips and sometimes even semi-developed breasts. Worst case scenario, do you look like any of the below men?

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    While there are many cures for this ailment, the starting point is to obviously stop soy. I would recommend replacing it with onions. Just eat 2 small or 1 medium raw red onion per day and your testosterone will rise significantly. Slowly you should start this resemble the male below:

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    Fortunately for MMA once this transformation begins to happen, you will also begin to realise all pro athletes are on PED's. Then and only then can we start to make MMA great again.
     
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    PEDs are good for society.
     
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    They need clomid

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    Those 3 pics. Let me guess...

    You, your dad, and your mom, right ?
     
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    Skip Bayless was in twilight?
     
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    I blame too many cop shows.

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    You're trying very hard, and I can respect that to a degree, but you're not funny op, you're really not.
     
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    Everyone is on steroids
     
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    Is there a way that you can find out if that kid is dead? That he smashed face first into the street leaves me doubting survival.
     
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    because they have tiny penises smaller then that of one of the cheetos they are digging their fingers into while in moms basement
     
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    The fact he was dumb enough to do this in the first place practically guarantees he wasn't brain damaged by the incident.
     
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    Soy has known estrogen effects. Agreed. Damn man boobs.

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    Everyday that goes by makes me wish people's parents used more birth control.
     
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