The Real Main Event:Rogan vs Cruz

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  1. Maori

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    Just seen they're doing commentary tonight, get set for the battle of the egos.

    Who wins tonight sherbros?
     
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  2. mb23100

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    Rogan via excessive superlatives
     
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  3. Brit_Brawler

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    *They’re*
     
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    Hopefully Cruz doesn't start that shit up again.
     
  5. Kowboy Karl

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    Cruz via stipe
     
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    Cruz by underhook probably.
     
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    Will be hard for Cruz to mention his underhooks of Joe is talking about leg kicks
     
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    Smith via Armbar
     
  9. Xavier

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    Rogan : Im excited for this fight !

    Cruz : Why are you excited?

    Rogan : Franics is arguably one of the hardest hitters -

    Cruz : Is he ? What makes him the hardest hitter ?

    Rogan: Look at what he's done-

    Cruz : Done what ? Hes fought nothing but stationary opponents , its easy to look good when your opponent stands in front of you.

    Rogan : Look Im just sayi-

    Cruz: I dont agree with what youre saying though .

    Rogan : Never mind , so hows the card been for you Dominick?

    Cruz : Is there a particular reason for asking ? Do you think I haven't been enjoying the fights tonight?

    Conclusion , someone get Cruz a snickers.
     
  10. Maori

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    Changed it for you
     
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    Was that shit really said?
     
  12. Brit_Brawler

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    It takes a big man to admit his mistakes and correct them. Respect.

    <mma4>
     
  13. YOLOGOGOPLATA

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    Cruz via comments from an actual pro fighter.
     
  14. Sapp

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    Cruz just seems to have zero respect for Rogan's insight.
     
  15. JustBleed69

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    Just saw*
     
  16. ninja boot

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    i like them both. looks like we're in for a good night of commentary
    <30><{cruzshake}>
     
  17. VitorReem

    VitorReem Geralt of Rivia

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    Cruz is a little twat commentating. Nobody cares about his 20 minute long rants trying to explain how smart he is. Just stfu and let rogan get people excited.
     
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  18. Readybodisready

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    Rogan is Cruz's bitch. Don't doubt that.
     
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  19. Kaffebaggel

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    He's probably been on the business end of some Roganisms over the years and is getting his in.
     
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  20. LockardTheGOAT

    LockardTheGOAT Sherdog's Intellectual Savior

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    I get nauseated just listening to Cruz on commentary. He has this huge inferiority complex where he always has to be the smartest and most knowledgeable guy at the table at all costs and it's irritating to sit through.
     
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