The Official Fifa World Cup 2018 thread v2: Day 2 Edition

[Nowhere Fast]

Throw in Lowe's wife and you've got a cuckporn scene i would gladly fap to

@Chules Baeeee right?

 

[Deffid]

Fuck now you guys know why I'm a Hurry Kane fan

 

[Nowhere Fast]

This explains everything.

 

[Da Speeit]

@Chules Baeeee right?

Imagine Sane splitting her backline open as Brandt tracks back helplessly

 

[Chules]

no no no, we have to do this while you're carboloading.

ok i'll do it before I sleep lmao

 

[Da Speeit]

ok i'll do it before I sleep lmao

You'll sleep like a baby knowing WEO's wrist is yours

 

[Chules]

Imagine Sane splitting her backline open as Brandt tracks back helplessly

imagining

 

[Da Speeit]

@EOW

 

[Nowhere Fast]

Imagine Sane splitting her backline open as Brandt tracks back helplessly

These are the type of puns I understand!

 

[Chules]

google anencephaly and click images

deformed babies but theyre cute

 

[Chules]

@EOW

@WEO

 

[Da Speeit]

@Chules Baeeee right?

sorry for the double-quote, sir, but i have to point out that if Mrs Lowe drank Schnapps after her lunch every week day for her first two tri-mesters, their child would be Harry Kane

 

[Deffid]

This explains everything.

What a revelation! The conspiracy is real!

I won't tell you guys that Kane is really german and we just planted him so he can score tons of goals for Spurs and then suck for England

 

[Da Speeit]

google anencephaly and click images

deformed babies but theyre cute

I lost at one of them, not gonna lie.

 

[Da Speeit]

What a revelation! The conspiracy is real!

I won't tell you guys that Kane is really german and we just planted him so he can score tons of goals for Spurs and then suck for England

Spending millions sabotaging the one team that is constantly susceptible to self-sabotage is the most german thing one could do

 

[Deffid]

Spending millions sabotaging the one team that is constantly susceptible to self-sabotage is the most german thing one could do

I didn't say Kane was the only one

Plus we are resentful, very resentful

 

[Nowhere Fast]

@WEO

Not for long!

Bubzeh will probs bottle it anyway, imo. His heart is wounded.

 

[Kadafi]

i ate a massive pizza 2 days ago and i had fried chicken today

tomorrow imo

Massive shits L00Ms

 

[Kadafi]

@xtramob lol

 

[Da Speeit]

Playing soccer with Mexicans is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me