The Most Boring Fight Ever

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  1. LockardTheGOAT

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    Earlier today, I watched UFC 5 and the so-called "Superfight" between Royce Gracie and Ken Shamrock was easily the most boring shit I've ever watched. Literally 36 minutes of nothing but laying on top of one another while barely doing anything.

    Is there honestly a more boring fight than this one?
     
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    Attention span got nothing to do with it.
     
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    Something with Edgar probably
     
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    Royce and Saku got pretty damn boring
     
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