The MMA Beat asks the most important question of our time

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  1. bad seed

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    So how which would you gentlemen prefer?
     
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    If I had the sword it would go from By ballsack right around to my ballsack. So the damage...
     
  3. Njmma209

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    I don’t care for tattoos so neither
     
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    The sword because I think having any word like that is worse
     
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    Tonight I'm joined by the man in the hat, the man with the shirt, the man with the buttplug and a chick with a dick.
     
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    Is the damage in Chinese symbols? If so that. Maybe tribal around it too.
     
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  7. mortal

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    But if someone threatened you with a sword to your neck, which one would you choose?
     
  8. KingKong113

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    sword EASILY. it's not even close imo
     
  9. Sapp

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    The sword, super easy choice. It looks silly, but The Damage is just offensively bad.
     
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    no cliffs notes. massive fail.
     
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    was hoping to get a Cozad update

    leaving sad
     
  12. KingKong113

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    the thing about tattoos is one day you say you don't care for tattoos and then at some point in the future you realize you'd be a lot happier with a specific tattoo, a tattoo that YOU reallly reallyyy reallly reaaalllly like, and you get it.

    what i'm saying is: everyone who's ever gotten a tattoo, at one point said they'd never get one. but there's a reason so many people have em. don't knock it till you've tried it pretty boy
     
  13. bad seed

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    but it looks like a dick.
     
  14. Sapp

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    If it was a tattoo of an actual dick then maybe it would be worse than the damage. An ambigiously phallic sword is not quite the same.
     
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    Anything's phallic if you try hard enough
     
  16. Sapp

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    I don't think you have to try very hard with Brock's sword.
     
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    With The Damage you could always tattoo the words 'is done' underneath and turn it into one of those big ironic conversation starters. Or not.

    Anyway. I want to see Danny Segura with a single black tear inked under one of his sad gypsy eyes.
     
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