The Jon Jones PEDs & Dick Pills Fiasco Explained

[thobra]

He needed to use footcream after he hurt his foot against Chael.
Do you think that’s how this all started?

Chael is probably responsible.

 

[Muppettoker]

His cocaine was laced with weed laced with whey laced with roids laced with laces .

Joe Rogan

I love how joe went from “it could be” to full on believing his ridiculously convoluted explanation

 

[runnpray]

TL;DR cliffs: He is a cheater.

 

[Rvd Slmr]

His first incident sounds more plausible to me actually. USADA ordered several bottles of the dick pills from the company Jon claimed to get them from, and each sample they tested had in them the two substances Jon popped for.

But Jones never proved he ever took any of those pills, as he never disclaimed taking them on any official form as he should.

 

[Newave]

But Jones never proved he ever took any of those pills, as he never disclaimed taking them on any official form as he should.

Im not saying Jones is telling the truth about that, it’s just a much more plausible story then anything people have come up with about the Turanobol case. And there is at least some evidence to back up the dick pills claim. He still got a one year suspension and rightfully so.

 

[Rvd Slmr]

And there is at least some evidence to back up the dick pills claim.

No, nothing was valid. That's why he got the full suspension.

 

[snackgod]

We all know Jones tested positive for PEDs back at UFC 214 last August (source: https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/8/22/16187202/jon-jones-failed-drug-test-at-ufc-214)

He popped for Turinabol. Turinabol is most beneficial for athletes, and here's a description from a popular website providing steroid profiles (source: https://www.steroid.com/Oral-Turinabol.php):

Without question the effects of Oral Turinabol will be most valuable to the athlete and by athlete we actually mean athlete. We’re not talking about the bodybuilder or gym rat that lives like one but rather someone who competes in a competitive sport of physical skill. The use of Oral Turinabol will significantly promote muscular endurance, they won’t tire out as fast and their overall rate of recovery should be greatly improved.

What a coincidence that he would pop for a PED that is specifically suited for athletes...

Jones and other apologists say he accidentally received a dosage when taking dick pills and partying. Jones stated it was Cialis on the JRE. But why would Jones, an athlete in his prime, need dick pills? Well, Turinabol and other anabolic steroids cause erectile dysfunction after a cycle is completed (source: http://sportwiki.co/index.php?title...ug._Dosage,_Side_Effects,_Cycles,_How_to_take)

To me, the evidence is pretty clear: Jones intentionally took PEDs and also took dick pills to counteract the side effects of his steroid cycle. So, he's finding a kernel of truth (that he took dick pills) around which to build an elaborate lie - a pretty common tactic among liars and cheats.

the drug tests are all I needed to know.

 

[snackgod]

The controversy in this case originated from the fact that Jones was randomly tested many times throughout his entire camp and the results were negative every single time. Only his last sample collected after weigh ins tested positive with the substance in an "exceedingly pre-metabolized" state, meaning it had to have been ingested literally hours ago or the day of. This is why Novitzky took Jon's side on JRE, because this time his defense actually appears to be plausible.

no he didn't take jon side. jon passed tests yes but failed the last one he took and that all that matters.

 

[snackgod]

Smart people know that Jon is innocent and was most likely framed. MMA fans aren't the smartest bunch of people though, hence all the hate.

no if jon jones blind followers who think that. the fact is jon jones is a ped faurd.

 

[snackgod]

Why would an athlete in his prime need dick pills. Lol

That’s so out of touch. Have you ever done cocaine or drank Alcohol? Shit makes you limb bro.

cause peds can make a person not get it up any more.

 

[snackgod]

Uh

The "dick pill" thing was his FIRST bust, not the second one

Jones has literally no excuse or justification for this positive test and admitted as much in his CSAC hearing.

Try and get your facts straight when explaining things, TS

no facts are he failed the drug testand admitted all his usada paper work is forged.

the excuse is jon jones took the drug period.

 

[snackgod]

Jon dindu nuffin.

wrong

 

[snackgod]

He needed to use footcream after he hurt his foot against Chael.
Do you think that’s how this all started?

no he had his dui before that.

 

[snackgod]

But Jones never proved he ever took any of those pills, as he never disclaimed taking them on any official form as he should.

but the drug tests says yes

 

[Tylerlikesmma]

wrong

He a gud boi

 

[snackgod]

He a gud boi

what ever that says

 

[Tylerlikesmma]

what ever that says

Been goin 2 church gettin his life rite

 

[snackgod]

Been goin 2 church gettin his life rite

he said he been a man of god his whole life so why nowhe need to get his life together.

or maybe he a lier and faurd.

 

[WinZip]

no facts are he failed the drug testand admitted all his usada paper work is forged.

the excuse is jon jones took the drug period.

I'm not defending Jones. I'm a pretty vociferous Jones hater.

But at least get your fucking facts straight.

 

[snackgod]

I'm not defending Jones. I'm a pretty vociferous Jones hater.

But at least get your fucking facts straight.

the facts are jon jones is a major cheater. I don't understand how people are still defending jon