The Jon Jones PEDs & Dick Pills Fiasco Explained

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We all know Jones tested positive for PEDs back at UFC 214 last August (source: https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/8/22/16187202/jon-jones-failed-drug-test-at-ufc-214)

He popped for Turinabol. Turinabol is most beneficial for athletes, and here's a description from a popular website providing steroid profiles (source: https://www.steroid.com/Oral-Turinabol.php):

Without question the effects of Oral Turinabol will be most valuable to the athlete and by athlete we actually mean athlete. We’re not talking about the bodybuilder or gym rat that lives like one but rather someone who competes in a competitive sport of physical skill. The use of Oral Turinabol will significantly promote muscular endurance, they won’t tire out as fast and their overall rate of recovery should be greatly improved.

What a coincidence that he would pop for a PED that is specifically suited for athletes...

Jones and other apologists say he accidentally received a dosage when taking dick pills and partying. Jones stated it was Cialis on the JRE. But why would Jones, an athlete in his prime, need dick pills? Well, Turinabol and other anabolic steroids cause erectile dysfunction after a cycle is completed (source: http://sportwiki.co/index.php?title...ug._Dosage,_Side_Effects,_Cycles,_How_to_take)

To me, the evidence is pretty clear: Jones intentionally took PEDs and also took dick pills to counteract the side effects of his steroid cycle. So, he's finding a kernel of truth (that he took dick pills) around which to build an elaborate lie - a pretty common tactic among liars and cheats.
 
I don't need this explained. Jones has shown the kind of person he is, and tested positive twice. I know jones is a cheat and was to scared to fight cormier clean
 
His cocaine was laced with weed laced with whey laced with roids laced with laces .

Joe Rogan
 
As an expert in Bird Law I can tell you Jon Jones is innocent.
 
Claiming Jones took tainted weed in his last fight is like saying the Tower 7 collapse is unrelated to 9/11.
 
We all know Jones tested positive for PEDs back at UFC 214 last August (source: https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/8/22/16187202/jon-jones-failed-drug-test-at-ufc-214)

He popped for Turinabol. Turinabol is most beneficial for athletes, and here's a description from a popular website providing steroid profiles (source: https://www.steroid.com/Oral-Turinabol.php):

Without question the effects of Oral Turinabol will be most valuable to the athlete and by athlete we actually mean athlete. We’re not talking about the bodybuilder or gym rat that lives like one but rather someone who competes in a competitive sport of physical skill. The use of Oral Turinabol will significantly promote muscular endurance, they won’t tire out as fast and their overall rate of recovery should be greatly improved.

What a coincidence that he would pop for a PED that is specifically suited for athletes...

Jones and other apologists say he accidentally received a dosage when taking dick pills and partying. Jones stated it was Cialis on the JRE. But why would Jones, an athlete in his prime, need dick pills? Well, Turinabol and other anabolic steroids cause erectile dysfunction after a cycle is completed (source: http://sportwiki.co/index.php?title...ug._Dosage,_Side_Effects,_Cycles,_How_to_take)

To me, the evidence is pretty clear: Jones intentionally took PEDs and also took dick pills to counteract the side effects of his steroid cycle. So, he's finding a kernel of truth (that he took dick pills) around which to build an elaborate lie - a pretty common tactic among liars and cheats.
Victor Conte speculated that Jones was microdosing testosterone and his batch became tainted with Oral Turinabol.
 
I don't need this explained. Jones has shown the kind of person he is, and tested positive twice. I know jones is a cheat and was to scared to fight cormier clean
Pretty much this
 
The controversy in this case originated from the fact that Jones was randomly tested many times throughout his entire camp and the results were negative every single time. Only his last sample collected after weigh ins tested positive with the substance in an "exceedingly pre-metabolized" state, meaning it had to have been ingested literally hours ago or the day of. This is why Novitzky took Jon's side on JRE, because this time his defense actually appears to be plausible.
 
Jones just calls his steroids "dick pills" since they make him feel larger. Is normal.
 
Smart people know that Jon is innocent and was most likely framed. MMA fans aren't the smartest bunch of people though, hence all the hate.
 
The controversy in this case originated from the fact that Jones was randomly tested many times throughout his entire camp and the results were negative every single time. Only his last sample collected after weigh ins tested positive with the substance in an "exceedingly pre-metabolized" state, meaning it had to have been ingested literally hours ago or the day of. This is why Novitzky took Jon's side on JRE, because this time his defense actually appears to be plausible.

Not all tests test for the same thing. That’s why he passed most of tests. It’s possible that his other samples would have also tested positive for T-Bol or T-Bol metabolites.

If anything “exceedingly pre-metabolized” means that he took it weeks before. It takes time for drugs to metabolize.
 
Jones PED got tainted with Roids !!! WAKE UP GUYS
 
If anything “exceedingly pre-metabolized” means that he took it weeks before. It takes time for drugs to metabolize.
It means that, at the time of the sample being collected, the agent had not yet been metabolized, hence Jon must have ingested it shortly beforehand, which makes no sense, considering the nature of the steroid and the fight literally taking place the following day.
 
It means that, at the time of the sample being collected, the agent had not yet been metabolized, hence Jon must have ingested it shortly beforehand, which makes no sense, considering the nature of the steroid and the fight literally taking place the following day.

Every article I’ve read said he tested positive for a T-Bol metabolite meaning it had been metabolized.
 
What?? Do people actually think Jones roided intentionally?? Tis

I am pretty sure it was dickpills or psoriasis cream or footcream or a vitamin IV or tainted Cocain, or Colby or Cangaroo meat.
 
. Only his last sample collected after weigh ins tested positive with the substance in an "exceedingly pre-metabolized" state, meaning it had to have been ingested literally hours ago or the day of. e.
I've no idea where you are getting the "pre-metabolized" state if from but that is the complete opposite of what happened.

He tested positive not for for turinabol but for the turinabol metabolite "m3"

So we know that it was an administered more than a day or two before the fight.

Basically the complete opposite of what you are saying

You've seriously misunderstood whatever you read/watched/heard
 
Every article I’ve read said he tested positive for a T-Bol metabolite meaning it had been metabolized.

Yeh, he's totally misunderstood whatever it is he's seen
 
It means that, at the time of the sample being collected, the agent had not yet been metabolized, hence Jon must have ingested it shortly beforehand, which makes no sense, considering the nature of the steroid and the fight literally taking place the following day.
Yeh, you've mega misunderstood.

It was a specific metabolite he tested positive for codenamed "m3"

Here's some background info

https://taintedsupplements.wordpres...bol-trace-metabolites-and-the-frank-mir-case/
 
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