The Joker Arrested in Florida

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The arrest of a man who resembled a Batman villain with stitched tattoos across his cheeks was no joking matter after police reported he aimed a loaded gun at drivers on Tuesday.

Lawrence Sullivan, 29, was identified by police when they saw a man with green hair and face tattoos that matched the dispatcher's description.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/man-resemb...egedly-pointing-gun-drivers/story?id=47635371
 
Surprised Stitches didnt get arrested by mistake.

But he is too busy in the kitchen
 
"it wasnt me, musta been some other guy with green hair and joker face tattoos"
 
Why on Earth would someone choose to look like that for the rest of their life...
 
That dude is so getting fucked in the ass in prison.
 
Why on Earth would someone choose to look like that for the rest of their life...
Mental illness.

Needs to be chemically neutered like the Swiss do to rapists.

Should be standard for repeat violent offenders. Less testosterone so less aggression and no worky penis so they can't breed.
 
If I was the arresting cop I would keep fucking with him by getting the wrong supervillain.

"So riddle me THIS, buddy.... why did you do it?"

"I guess this penguin lost his directions to the south pole, eh?"
 
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