The Arrival of the King

[Victor Ward]

Posters of the OT, a new era dawns. For too long I have kept my gifts to myself, and it is time that you were afforded a share of my greatness. Fittingly, I will be your new King. Lord, Emperor or Savior are alternatively appropriate titles.

Why me, you ask? It's a simple matter of credentials. I'm a leader with smarts and looks, and you're a pawn who's fat, lazy and stupid. I shall appoint my ministers as they present themselves. An early race of candidates for Minister of Awesomeness and Good Looks has presented between Revolver and Cozytoesflava. Minister of Espionage appears to be cornered by RotundRevolver.

So, will you rise to the top, or settle among the chaff? Either way, you will fall in line or be forever left to wallow in your rotting cesspool. The choice is yours.

 

[Graves The Elder]

I thought this thread was gonna be about Elvis.

 

[syct23]

Your not trying hard enough...

 

[Victor Ward]

Your not trying hard enough...

A candidate for Minister of Try-Hard has nominated himself.

 

[Victor Ward]

I thought this thread was gonna be about Elvis.

No seances are permitted within my Kingdom.

 

[Pupi]

good attempt at seeming smart, but your big words don't hide the grammatical errors. sorry, bud, you lose. go back to the drawing board.

 

[TheSauce]

i already made a similar thread the other day. OTers have already appointed me their new king and will continue to be until 8 months after i get banned

 

[Nicky**]

I thought this thread was gonna be about Elvis.

 

[Victor Ward]

good attempt at seeming smart, but your big words don't hide the grammatical errors. sorry, bud, you lose. go back to the drawing board.

I was not anticipating someone throwing their name in the hat for Chief of the Grammar Police so soon, but here he is.

 

[Victor Ward]

i already made a similar thread the other day. OTers have already appointed me their new king and will continue to be until 8 months after i get banned

I suppose a new Ministry of No One Listens to Me could be opened to accommodate you.

 

[Graves The Elder]

Grbac!

 

[TehLivingDeath]

Boy, is this thread a steaming pile of shit.

 

[CHONGO]

Fuck off!



Mildly of course

 

[Nnedd]

If your name was Victory Wad, that would be awesome.

 

[Nicky**]

Boy, is this thread a steaming pile of shit.

these sorts of threads tend to happen pretty often. seems like we get a new king, lord, or emperor every couple of weeks or so.

 

[syct23]

So TS are you just going to make up fake positions for everyone's post.... or do you have a point to this thread...

Awaits my new Ministry status........

 

[Pupi]

I was not anticipating someone throwing their name in the hat for Chief of the Grammar Police so soon, but here he is.

make your mom an account so the filthy whore of the ot position get's filled. we're in need and her parched clam is good to go after some KY Yours+Mine

 

[Victor Ward]

Boy, is this thread a steaming pile of shit.

The race for Minister of Hackneyed Cliches is on.

 

[Victor Ward]

make your mom an account so the filthy whore of the ot position get's filled. we're in need and her parched clam is good to go after some KY Yours+Mine

Your nomination for Chief of Grammar Police has been withdrawn.

 

[Victor Ward]

these sorts of threads tend to happen pretty often. seems like we get a new king, lord, or emperor every couple of weeks or so.

I suppose there is a need for a Minister of Who Cares, and you're at the top of the list!