That time Platinum Mike Perry told Darren Till to get a Tetris Shot on the Cold Streets of Poland

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  1. Jackonfire

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    Till would murk Perry if they fought each other.
     
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    This is fucking amazing.
     
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    The man Mike Perry has got a way with words, his story telling is uncanny. I'm shocked that the UFC and Fox have not given him his own show on the big Fox network.
     
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    would watch the shit out of that.

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    Ariel sounds creepy when he laughs at his own video

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    I hope Michael is saving his money.
     
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    Maybe I'm just an idiot but did he misspeak or was there a joke there that just didn't land because of my aforementioned idiocy? Clearly he was referring to a tetanus shot, but why? Is he saying he has rabies or is that's he's going to put him in the dirt or what? I just don't get it. Sorry, I'm having a rough day and I'm probably overthinking it.
     
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    Damn straight. I get a flu evacuation every year too. What of it?
     
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    Something tells me Mike Perry would suck at Tetris.
     
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    Michael Perry is a once EVER kinda guy.
     
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    Perry has got them Rickyisms


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    Michael won me over with "I was pissed at her, so I went outside to cool down".

    I'll support him no matter what.
     
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    Are you trying to say Platinum Mike Perry has questionable intelligence?
     
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    I believe he was posturing his confidence to overtake Mr Til in a contest of 'stacking these platinum bricks'
     
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    Oh jeez. LOL.
     
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    platinum perry is da shitz!
     

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