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  1. ithinktheymad

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    My gay buddy owns a studio so I can do other things while he occupies them. He also injects marijuanas so if I REALLY have to be there I just step outside. I will paint their nails if I like them. I had a stint doing watercolor and I'm a boss at it.
     
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    NIICE!! Any pics of this beast??
     
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    I never took any pics of the nails jobs I did for those ladies who broke my heart. I think the coolest one I did was a bunch of fruit on one's fingernails. Bitch should have payed me for that!
     
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    She should have paid you with many pelvic muscle contractions!
     
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    Next one that pisses me off will get a dick drawn on a nail.
     
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  6. John Wang

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    You should draw a really tiny the words "if you say 'what's that say?' then we goin fack!!" so she looks at it and says "what's that say?" and then you two FACK
     
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    everyone here talking trash is just jealous you have a girlfriend..... thats pretty dominate
     
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    Jiu jits.
     
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    Doesn't @Kardashians have some boots for you to go lick?
     
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    I already finished all my chores this morning
     
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  12. John Wang

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    THANK!! We should go on double date and dominate sometime bunny!!! HNNNNNGGG
     
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    You really are a disgusting individual
     
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  14. John Wang

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    Your dad doesn't think so!!
     
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  15. Joe Wong

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    LOL Bean! I miss TwerkNasty now LOL. It's bringing back memories ben!

    Wasn't there like a picture of some indian kid you were using LOL
     
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    Get your log cutter bleached while youre at it

    Log cutter bleachers GTFIH
     
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    Stop biting your fucking nails.....gross
     
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    LOL you posted it in my thread LOL!

    Yes I remember that! I miss those days
     
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    LOL! BEN!!
     
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