Texas Park Attendant blatantly lies about being run over. All caught on video

[RerouteToRemain]

Give me that crazy screaming over this controlled insanity.

Not I. While that would be frustrating for sure I'd much rather deal with a calm batty confused person than the dramatic screaming lunatic.

 

[Legumes]

When questioned by the police about whether or not she was run over, I wonder if she said "I meant it figuratively."

 

[D3thr0n3d K1ng]

Just more proof Murka needs universal mental healthcare to deal with nutjobs like this.

 

[Thepaintbucket]

She shouldn't serve jail time cause she's clearly insane and needs mental help. My only question is how the hell was she employed by the park for so long being this crazy?

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

How do people like this not get shot?

Better question...

Why wasnt she charged with something?

15 cars responded.

Because not everyone is a sociopath who's first instinct is to pull a gun out and kill another human being

There's your answer.

 

[Ruprecht]

She shouldn't serve jail time cause she's clearly insane and needs mental help. My only question is how the hell was she employed by the park for so long being this crazy?

I don't know how it works in the US, but over here car park attendants rank only slightly above supermarket trolley collectors in capability. It's the sort of job the Department of Social Services looks to fill with long term unemployed with little or no other prospects.

 

[second sight]

I don't know how it works in the US, but over here car park attendants rank only slightly above supermarket trolley collectors in capability. It's the sort of job the Department of Social Services looks to fill with long term unemployed with little or no other prospects.

Evidently none of that matters here anymore and there is no expiration date in accusations, Hell porn stars have more cred than presidents

 

[Kindacrazy]

Someone once told me that women who don't have kids by 40 go crazy. I am starting to think he might be on to something.

 

[Thepaintbucket]

I don't know how it works in the US, but over here car park attendants rank only slightly above supermarket trolley collectors in capability. It's the sort of job the Department of Social Services looks to fill with long term unemployed with little or no other prospects.

Maybe you are right and I am asking too much lol.

 

[7437]

Because not everyone is a sociopath who's first instinct is to pull a gun out and kill another human being

There's your answer.

This sort of thing should be a crime though, a very serious one. People die because of shit like this.

Filing a false report should be a felony.

 

[nhbbear]

There is probably a guy out there married to this woman.
There is probably a guy out there who has this woman for a mother-in-law.
There is probably a cat or dog out there who lives in the same house as this woman.

More than one cat, probably an army of them, and a bird that wishes the cats would eat it. It’s name is mike

 

[nhbbear]

She should be arrested for reporting a false emergency. Cops probably sped out there because someone was being run over. After viewing that video, I would have arrested her on the spot while she yelled for mike

 

[The Sole Survivor]

10 bucks shes a feminist.

 

[Madmick]

This one feels more Berry than WR, Micro, so I moved it. I mean, c'mon, this is hilarious.

My only question-- the only thing I want to know-- is the name of the small town sweetheart who won out the starring role over this elephant in their junior high school production forever ruining the latter's life; the first time she learned she didn't have the talent or charisma to live in the spotlight, only to one day find herself in some dude's truck headlights in the middle of the night, apparently confusing her so profoundly due to what is most likely a sugar coma, and burp up what might be the most disappointing performance since Adam Sandler in Jack & Jill.

Drama Teacher grades it an F.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

This sort of thing should be a crime though, a very serious one. People die because of shit like this.

Filing a false report should be a felony.

I agree with that but not killing the woman over it.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Why is it always women pulling these stunts and filing false police reports? And people wonder why America has never voted for a woman? They can be so normal one minute and then why they get an estrogen boost, shit hits the fan. Even women will tell you women are the worst.

Yes the upshot of all this is that Hillary is terrible

 

[DC23]

Sometimes people are just mentally retarded. It's as simple as that really.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

This one feels more Berry than WR, Micro, so I moved it. I mean, c'mon, this is hilarious.

My only question-- the only thing I want to know-- is the name of the small town sweetheart who won out the starring role over this elephant in their junior high school production forever ruining the latter's life; the first time she learned she didn't have the talent or charisma to live in the spotlight, only to one day find herself in some dude's truck headlights in the middle of the night, apparently confusing her so profoundly due to what is most likely a sugar coma, and burp up what might be the most disappointing performance since Adam Sandler in Jack & Jill.

Drama Teacher grades it an F.

... I'm starting to hate the lack of clear division between the forums

 

[Madmick]

... I'm starting to hate the lack of clear division between the forums

Then you will be a late, late arrival to the party.

I can always move it back, depending on which way the conversation steers, but so far that has not been serious, so it strikes me as a thread more rich with humor than with politics.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Then you will be a late, late arrival to the party.

I can always move it back, depending on which way the conversation steers, but so far that has not been serious, so it strikes me as a thread more rich with humor than with politics.

What is it in the last couple of months with WR threads being deemed berry material?
The division used to be clear.
This is a newer thing.