Teen who swallowed a slug on a dare became a quadriplegic

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  1. luckyshot

    luckyshot VP of the ENTIRE WR

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    You hear about stories like this and realize all the comically terrible shit that could happen to anyone at any time.

    Like, remember when your parents used to tell you not to cross your eyes or they’d get stuck that way... I bet there is some 59 year-old dude out there right now who has been stuck cross-eyed for 51 years.
     
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    I admit to laughing at this part.

     
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    Zookeeper Gabe Animal Feces Engineer

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    None of those guys can hold a note or carry a tune...
     
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  4. Tankeray

    Tankeray The Progeny of Beast of Woe

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    Fucked up
     
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    Tankeray The Progeny of Beast of Woe

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    420 days in a coma, oh my God thats crazy. I done a few dares in my younger years but thankfully never had to eat a slug as a dare.

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    Hello Richmond! We are RAT LUNGWORM!! This is a song called Quadripleg-DEATH!!!!!

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    @Mark Cutting I see it more as a party thrash band.
     
  8. GordoBarraBJJ

    GordoBarraBJJ Gold Belt

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    His buddies who dared him

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  9. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Eating slugs is dumb, but this penalty is disproportionate to the stupidity. People do far stupider things with no consequences. Poor guy.
     
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    Shit, they must have triple dog dared him. Ya know when someone triple dog dares you to do something. You GOTTA do it :(
     
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    Play stupid games....
     
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    He is 19, and did something this stupid. This is up there with the Kid at the PSU frat who drank himself to death. And everyone blamed everyone else but the kid.
     
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    Lionel Mandrake What A Rush!!!

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    Nice... How about with some black metal font :D

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    Jack Reacheround Never Go Black

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    This is like the exact opposite of winning the lottery.
     
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    lts5025 "What the **** is a Dim Mack?"

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    Makes this mascot a little more intimidating now, doesn’t it?

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    He Should've avoided the sushi and went with the escargot
     
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    Looks more like sludge crust imo
     
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    bad seed Labor Creates All Wealth

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    They do look delicious.
     
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    When we first got a cat we didn't have a cat flap and our cat basically loved the garden n sat outside all day. I left his food outside and was told later on not to do it again due to slugs.
     

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