Tarantula Topped Burgers. Would you?

[chickenluver]

Fried spider is a regional delicacy in Cambodia.

The taste has been described as bland, "rather like a cross between chicken and cod",[1] with a contrast in texture from a crispy exterior to a soft centre. The legs contain little flesh, while the head and body have "a delicate white meat inside".[1] There are certainly those who might not enjoy the abdomen, however, as it contains a brown paste consisting of organs, possibly eggs, and excrement. Some call it a delicacy while others recommend not eating it.[1]

 

[sloppypie]

There are certainly those who might not enjoy the abdomen, however, as it contains a brown paste consisting of organs, possibly eggs, and excrement. Some call it a delicacy while others recommend throwing the fried fucking spider in a god damn dumpster fire and then uppercutting every mother fucker involved in the process of making it

made appropriate edits to that passage.

 

[Anung Un Rama]

Fried spider is a regional delicacy in Cambodia.

The taste has been described as bland, "rather like a cross between chicken and cod",[1] with a contrast in texture from a crispy exterior to a soft centre. The legs contain little flesh, while the head and body have "a delicate white meat inside".[1] There are certainly those who might not enjoy the abdomen, however, as it contains a brown paste consisting of organs, possibly eggs, and excrement. Some call it a delicacy while others recommend not eating it.[1]

 

[Kardashians]

Anybody who eats this needs Jesus in they lives

 

[Loiosh]

Crabs are pretty crawly and those things are divine.

Yep. They're delicious. I know this.

Tarantulas are still a mystery.

 

[Loiosh]

Anybody who eats this needs Jesus in they lives

I think people who eat Jesus need tarantulas in they lives.

 

[Ares Black]

What a gross gimmick.

No thanks.

 

[griffithberserk]

I wouldn't even eat that if Kate Upton let me fire it in her ass afterwards

 

[Sir Galahad]

 

[MadSquabbles500]

Only if the spider is live

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

I wouldn't even eat that if Kate Upton let me fire it in her ass afterwards

You’re a disgrace dude.

 

[IAC]

Why.

 

[FacePunch]

Fuck no, but then again - some people actually put onions on hamburgers!

 

[Simian Raticus]

I've eaten some nasty shit but that looks monumentally gross, plus fuck spiders.

Nope.

 

[Superbad]

 

[loyalyolayal]

What a waste of a proper tarantula. I'd throw the burger and enjoy my crunchy gooey arthropod.

 

[HomeRun916]

No.

 

[Amerikuracana]

Soooo edgy.. *rolleyes*

 

[Taco Loco]

How dare they desecrate a burger with a disgusting tarantula!

 

[ShinkanPo]

I’d rather have dicks on my burger that were still attached to live men.

That is some sadist shit!