Swearing Commentators on PPV

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  1. JayJayFrench

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    In your opinion, do you think swearing by the commentators or colourman during the fights would detract or enhance the experience? Personally, I think it would be funny to hear things like:
    "Holy fuck, that jab busted up his snot box!"
    "Wow! He's probably gonna be pissing blood for 3 days after that kidney shot."
    "I love how her tits bounce when she's jumping during the intros."
    Thoughts?
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    Sounds great to me! (Fuck yes)
     
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    Surely you and all the kids in your class will be helluva entertained.
    Maybe you'll even ask your moms to buy you a popcorn to watch it
     
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    I would have loved to hear:

    “Damn, that bitch can’t move her fucking head”.
     
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    You should take a long, slow suck of my cock, you bitter lesbian.
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    That's amazing, kid. Where did you hear that sentence from? That's how your daddy talks to your mommy when he gets home drunk?
     
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    What about the kids Joe Rogan
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    That's why I mentioned PPV only. I can't imagine the snowflakes on Fox being appreciative of Sherdog vernacular like " Rockhold is out like a dick at a pride parade."
     
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    Holy fuck! Called me kid, and made a mom joke! Is that you Bill Burr?
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    I prefer the commentary to be professional so it does not distract my friends from all the cursing and immature shit i say.
     
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    Sherdog, wha happan tu yu?
     
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    It’d be pretty fucking sweet, cunt.
     
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    Only if half way through Paige vs random waitress number 3, Rogan finally comes out of his 15 year haze with “well this is shite”.
     
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    "Rockhold looked like absolute shit in his last fight. He got the shit beat out of him and it was fucking brutal."
     
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    It might help Anik be more appealing.
     
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    Joe "Shes got top control and is pounding the shit out of her - I'd like to pound her too"

    Goldberg "Yeah you're right partner, she looks like a good lay"

    Joe "Too bad the bitch ain't going to have much teeth after this"

    Goldberg "Good one partner."
     
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