sunshine on nuts to produce testosterone

[Gold182]

Lol sunburt scrotum that would be painful

 

[Jaydoogan]

time to throw the ol' sac on the window sill haha just kidding

 

[WinterIsComing]

I find that walking around with a maglight down my pants works just as well. An added bonus everyone you meet will think you have a giant raging boner. (Warning can be awkward when meeting girlfriends parents for the first time).

 

[dexbot]

sunning your rectum cures asscancer. true story

 

[SingleDoubleGuy]

There is no easy solution. You have to work hard to get results.

Don't listen to guys like him. Once they know those secrets, they will never share. Go on looking for more tricks but be careful...

 

[endlessscott]

Prologue

You know, I think it would be really funny if I could trick a bunch of idiots on the internet into sunburning their scrotums.

Ugh, add one to your body count...

 

[Zerocrew1984]

anyone mind putting the lotion on me? thanks.

 

[dfoster]

I will add a scan later.

This must be your workout buddy

 

[endlessscott]

Umm...

 

[ddran15]

Nut scans as promised.

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/965/scan0001ax1.jpg
http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/3907/scan0002su6.jpg
http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/4278/scan0003mh3.jpg
http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/9259/scan0004fz0.jpg

 

[Chris Beeby]

LOL @

"I was tiny. I took roids. I got bigger. I kept taking roids. I started to feel negative health effects (OMG KNOW WHEY!). So now, I tan my nuts. The greeks did it, so you KNOW it works, those guys were HYOOGE."

 

[blakethemus]

I'm sorry I don't trust anyone who isn't a navy seal.

 

[Iosephus]

Nut scans as promised.

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/965/scan0001ax1.jpg
http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/3907/scan0002su6.jpg
http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/4278/scan0003mh3.jpg
http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/9259/scan0004fz0.jpg

oh god

his neck is so small

 

[nomilkforsanta]

I'm sorry I don't trust anyone who isn't a navy seal.

is that a real skull in your avatar? it's a beaut...has all it's teeth and everything!

 

[flak]

^^^ No, it's a replica. I'm the one who found the image.

With apologies to John Denver...

Sunshine on my scrotum makes me happy
Sunshine on my sac can make me grow
Sunshine on my yarbles looks so lovely
Sunshine making more testosterone

 

[dexbot]

^^^ No, it's a replica. I'm the one who found the image.

With apologies to John Denver...

Sunshine on my scrotum makes me happy
Sunshine on my sac can make me grow
Sunshine on my yarbles looks so lovely
Sunshine making more testosterone

*wipes tear*

that's...beautiful

 

[Jake Martin]

I think I'll just juice.

edit: My parents own a couple tanning salons, I'd better tell them to put this on their brochure!

 

[bacon]

Betty: "So how's everything going with Steven?"

Candy: "We broke up."

Betty: "OMG what happened??"

Candy: "He spent all our money on supplements, muscle magazines and hair gel."

Betty: "That's too bad."

Candy: "It a win/lose deal. He was hung like a hamster.... but he had the most beautifully tanned nuts I've ever seen. I could stare at them for hours."

 

[Barut]

10 bucks says the TS's ip matches Bort's ip.

I'll take that bet.

 

[-Burner-]

I'd tan my nuts but my neighbors wouldn't appreciate the solar eclipse.