Study Finds Trees Have Feelings, Make Friends And Look After Each Other Like An Old Couple

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  1. MikeMcMann

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    Study Finds Trees Have Feelings, Make Friends And Look After Each Other Like An Old Couple

    Trees are scientifically proven to be WAY more intelligent than we ever imagined!

    “They can feel pain, [and] have emotions, such as fear. Trees like to stand close together and cuddle. They love company and like to take things slow.” These are just some of tree-whisperer Peter Wohlleben’s findings. Peter is a German researcher who not only enjoy being surrounded by trees, he has devoted his life to studying them.

    “There is in fact friendship among trees,” he says. “They can form bonds like an old couple, where one looks after the other. Trees have feelings.”

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    “Trees like to stand close together and cuddle. They love company. They can feel pain, [and] have emotions, such as fear”

    Not only that, but trees are also believed to have something similar to what we would call a heartbeat.

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    So are you buying what they are selling here?
     
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  2. MikeMcMann

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    An oh my. If these studies advance to otehr plant life what oh what will the vegans eat?

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  3. Drenalin

    Drenalin Banned Banned

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    No whoever made this was on acid
     
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    Hogwash.
     
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    Sell

    Also, just bought a new chainsaw.

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    Trees are better than humans! love trees!
     
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    Dan Snyder still doesn’t care
     
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    ...adding to the ever-expanding list of things more intelligent than this administration lol.

    I'm buying this, and because I can no longer eat meat in good faith, and now I can't eat trees either, I'll just go fucking eat rocks until an enterprising geologist discovers that rocks, too, emote, at which point I'll just start eating republicans.
     
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    Soooooo..

    We don't get to arrest people who hug and fuck em anymore..?

    It's just a natural relationship..
     
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    ɹǝdᴉus Red Belt

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    I believe everything has feelings and a heartbeat.
     
  13. ɹǝdᴉus

    ɹǝdᴉus Red Belt

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    As a native I fully expect you to buy in to this. Dont tell me the white man has converted you in to a capitalist motivated only buy $$$?

    Major disappointment bro.
     
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    Sounds like this Peter guy has spent too much time in the forest, he should take a leaf of absence.
     
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    did the researcher pop acid, watch Avatar, and then come up with this?
     
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    Lol, pass me whatever this guy's smoking...
     
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    Trees (like liberals) hate the unborn children/seedling. Trees spread out their branches and grow as fast as they can to grab as much sun light as possible and to prevent seedlings from growing. It is the trees way of aborting the seedling. Trees murder each other.
     
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    This dude is nuts, he needs to make like a tree...and get outta here..

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    You sound like a gambling man my good sir..

    Come let me introduce you to the new slotts that just arrived for the summer.
     
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    So Old Man Peabody was right, huh?
     
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