Starz's AMERICAN GODS (Returns March 10, 2019)

And after 3 episodes, can't we get some sex scenes with some beautiful hot chick. Bilquis? Blah. Djinn sex scene? Oh shit, where's the fast forward button. My eyes!

Wished they cast Bilquis with someone hotter similar to Megalyn Echikunwoke, Jessica Lucas, Meta Golding, Candice Patton, etc. Bilquis would have no problems people worshipping her if she looked like any of those actresses.

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The standard of beauty was different back in the ancient days lol. Dudes would look at model type chicks today and think they were malnourished and diseased. All the statues and paintings of beautiful women back then were more...rubenesque.
 
The standard of beauty was different back in the ancient days lol. Dudes would look at model type chicks today and think they were malnourished and diseased. All the statues and paintings of beautiful women back then were more...rubenesque.
Yeah I know that. I was just half kidding. But still. Bilquis should get with the times, man.
 
If Candice Patton were butt naked getting plowed every episode my dick would fall off from all the abuse.
 
If Candice Patton were butt naked getting plowed every episode my dick would fall off from all the abuse.
Plus, you'd be swallowed by Bilquis' vagina. The new and improved Candice Patton lookalike Bilquis' powers are now encompassing. She can now swallow everyone who jerks off to her video. The new Bilquis also does porn and her videos are everywhere. Plus, she's also very savvy with social media (Instagram, Twitter, Facebook).
 
Plus, you'd be swallowed by Bilquis' vagina. The new and improved Candice Patton lookalike Bilquis' powers are now encompassing. She can now swallow everyone who jerks off to her video. The new Bilquis also does porn and her videos are everywhere. Plus, she's also very savvy with social media (Instagram, Twitter, Facebook).
Candice patton's vagina can swallow me any day hahhaha
 
Ep 4 was a waste of time. I'll give it one more ep.
I really hate the music and the way it completely takes over scenes. I don't mind that I have no clue as to the point of it all as long as it's interesting but ep 4 was a whole hour of meh.
 
Bilquis would have no problems people worshipping her if she looked like any of those actresses.

That's the point, no?

These older gods slipping away, the world being taken over by newer gods.

Although I'm not sure I believe sex would ever go out of fashion and be forgotten.
 
My only wish after seeing episode four:

Please please please please please please please please please please

let Dane Cook stay dead.
 
My only wish after seeing episode four:

Please please please please please please please please please please

let Dane Cook stay dead.

Do you even Krav Maga, bro?

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I read the book a long time ago, but Jesus, is the pace dragging...
 
This show fucking sucks. A bunch of stylized bullshit.
 
Lold at the zombie shitting. Episode did drag a bit tho this time didnt need to see that much back story for the couple but it tied up well towards the end.
 
And after 3 episodes, can't we get some sex scenes with some beautiful hot chick. Bilquis? Blah. Djinn sex scene? Oh shit, where's the fast forward button. My eyes!

Wished they cast Bilquis with someone hotter similar to Megalyn Echikunwoke, Jessica Lucas, Meta Golding, Candice Patton, etc. Bilquis would have no problems people worshipping her if she looked like any of those actresses.

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To be fair her partners were old middle aged white dudes with dad bods so they can't be choosers
 
Since we're discussing relative attractiveness, I think we can all agree that of all the female characters so far Zorya Polunochnaya (the midnight sister) is the hottest, followed by Robbie's widow, then Media (aka Lucy Ricardo), then Bilquis and Laura at the bottom.

Honorable mention to Mr. Wednesday's motel one-night stand.
 
The lead actor has a very cool last name.
 
I thought it was a great episode. They did a good job with Laura. She's not a very likable person, in the books or the show, but the show does a much better job of getting you to feel more empathetic about the shit she's going through.

Also, Audrey is fucking incredible lol, She was easily my favorite part of the episode.
 
Since we're discussing relative attractiveness, I think we can all agree that of all the female characters so far Zorya Polunochnaya (the midnight sister) is the hottest, followed by Robbie's widow, then Media (aka Lucy Ricardo), then Bilquis and Laura at the bottom.

Honorable mention to Mr. Wednesday's motel one-night stand.

I don't know if I'd put Laura near the bottom lol.

Her head is a bit to big for her body though, gives her a bobblehead look.
 
Best episode of the season imo.

Sweeney vs Laura was literally laugh out loud funny.

"You're an asshole, dead wife!!"
 
I was kind of on the fence about this series after the first 5 episodes. I can say after watching the latest episode I'm all in. Really enjoyed the scene with odin, mr.world, media and shadow moon. The scrap between laura and sweeney was entertaining as well. Glad I stuck with it. Kind of sucks there is only 2 episodes left in season 1.
 
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