STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI

If you have seen STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI, how would you rate it?


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Nothing is worse than sitting through 2 hours of Jake Lloyd tyring to act and Jar Jar getting farted on. Although they did try their best to top that with Rose

how about two hours of taking your favorite character and turning him into a bitch with his balls cut off.
 
The first scene of Star Wars Episode 9 should be Han Solo waking up from Carbonite.
 
Another point noone is bringing up.....John Boyega AND Daisey Ridley are both British.........yet the director made Boyega drop his British accent, and allowed Daisey to keep hers.

Very interesting, and I wonder why.

 
I honestly might put TPM above The Last Jedi. I mean what they did to Luke alone basically puts it right there.

Jar Jar Binks vs Rose: they cancel each other out

Fuck it I’m watching TPM today. Besides from Jar Jar I don’t remember it being as bad as TLJ. I mean the Darth Maul tag team fight is one of my favorite fights ever and that alone makes it a better movie.


Cinematically the last Jedi is just a much much better film. That’s not even up for a debate either.


Rose was corny but she wasn’t like binks at all
 
I don’t know if anyone had read that JJ plans on using elements from the prequels in episode 9


Episode 9 is going to tie together The OT, PT and the Disney versions


JJ said they’re gonna be “brave” making episode9

The prequels were underwhelming movies but that Star Wars era is filled with so much awesome stuff it isn’t even
Funny
 
I don’t know if anyone had read that JJ plans on using elements from the prequels in episode 9


Episode 9 is going to tie together The OT, PT and the Disney versions


JJ said they’re gonna be “brave” making episode9

The prequels were underwhelming movies but that Star Wars era is filled with so much awesome stuff it isn’t even
Funny

So everyone is going to die?
 
how about two hours of taking your favorite character and turning him into a bitch with his balls cut off.

That is bad, however Anakin and Jar Jar take up a lot more screen time in Phantom Menace as compared to Luke's decimation in The Last Jedi. You would only have to skip like 15 mins of the Last Jedi to avoid Luke's scenes. You'd almost have to skip the entirety of Phantom Menace to avoid the Anakin and Jar Jar scenes.

That's my justification anyway
 


I thought this was badass. Bruce Lee nunchuck lightsabers for the fraking win


That was awesome, and if they want SW to do well in asian markets this would do it.

That was better than the last Jedi lol
 
I don’t know if anyone had read that JJ plans on using elements from the prequels in episode 9


Episode 9 is going to tie together The OT, PT and the Disney versions


JJ said they’re gonna be “brave” making episode9

The prequels were underwhelming movies but that Star Wars era is filled with so much awesome stuff it isn’t even
Funny

Has he not seen the fucking backlash from rians “brave” version?
 
The first scene of Star Wars Episode 9 should be Han Solo waking up from Carbonite.

Han says to Leia, I just had the most f-ed up dreams in carbonight.

Our son kills me, chewie DOESNT eat some chicken thing, that would never happen and luke becomes even more of a bitch.

Oh and that time y’all fucked before we got together right after the Death Star, y’all are brother and sister. I mean what a fucked up dream.

Liea says, yeah I know we found out later we are brother and sister and some asshole uploaded r2-d2’s memory recording to porn hub.

Really fucked up, but Luke is now an absolute bad ass and mercs fools. It really turned him dark finding that out.

He’s about to go fuck up the emporer and Darth Vader, says it’s their fault. Lando’s Bringing the falcon around. We’re gonna jump on and go meet up with the Wookies to take out the base with the shield generator and blow up another damn Death Star.

How do they keep finding contractors to work on these damn things.
 
It's official. The Last Jedi is now the highest grossing film of 2017.

Beauty and the Beast held the crown. . .


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. . . and Star Wars just took it.


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I don’t know if anyone had read that JJ plans on using elements from the prequels in episode 9


Episode 9 is going to tie together The OT, PT and the Disney versions


JJ said they’re gonna be “brave” making episode9

The prequels were underwhelming movies but that Star Wars era is filled with so much awesome stuff it isn’t even
Funny

Its fucking amazing how little i care at this point.


You spoiler talk the good parts and ill watch the gifs,k?
 
It's official. The Last Jedi is now the highest grossing film of 2017.

Beauty and the Beast held the crown. . .


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. . . and Star Wars just took it.


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Bud...if we go by how stupid people are at spending money as a barometer for whats good...

Micheal fucking bay would be the goat director.
 
Has he not seen the fucking backlash from rians “brave” version?


Well to be fair force awakens was more Star Wars feeling than TLJ

JJ at least nails the feeling down and he made the old movies fresh in some sense
 
That doesn’t tie everything together tho. I still don’t get what you mean.

And when did everyone all die in the other movies. I’m sorry but I’m not following this Mag

Because when everyone is dead there are no more loose ends to tie up. Is Boba Fett alive? Who cares, he's dead. Is Jar Jar Binks a Sith? Doesn't matter, he's dead. Do those characters in Rebels matter? Not if they're dead. Will Reylo's baby be the best eva? Dead.

Then they can do whatever they want afterwards in the post-dead star wars universe.
 
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