STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI (Proposed Remake Gets a Poster; Mark Hamill Disappointed with Cut Scene)

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If you have seen STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI, how would you rate it?

  1. 10 - Excellent

    2.9%
  2. 9 - Great

    8.3%
  3. 8 - Good

    15.4%
  4. 7 - Pretty Good

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  5. 6 - Decent

    17.4%
  6. 5 - Average

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  7. 4 - Poor

    10.8%
  8. 3 - Bad

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  9. 2 - Terribad

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  10. 1 - Abysmal (Explain)

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  1. HomerThompson

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    Snoke's mind link between Ren and Rey leads them to the Island. Luke and Snoke fight to an incredible stalemate, each one showing their true mastery of the force. Ren and Rey face off again. The Millenium Falcon is destroyed, Chewie dies in the battle, and Rey and Luke barely escape in his X-Wing after Rey is housed out by a powered up Kylo Ren who was feigning vulnerability to help the mind link find their location. This is about the same time as Rey leaves the island in TLJ. Final battle ensues later. Luke kills Snoke, but Kylo kills Luke and Leia, and Rey and The Resistance barely escape.
     
  2. TrueBias

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    I wouldve had him train her. Instead if Luke leaving yoda, she stays and perhaps crylo or snoke go to the island. Rey gets captured, Luke is left for dead, movie ends, with the good guys losing.

    Empire esque but there are hardly any movies where tge bad guys win. Why not have star wars rekindle the fluttering flame.

    This is sci fi. It should not be hard to write nor dazzle the senses.
     
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    Luke being a force projection the whole time, because of dying in the Ren incident would have been much better.
     
  4. Magooglie

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    Living at the end to continue to train Rey in the next movie and complete his storyline and to include him in redefining the Jedi. Or make the Luke prequel where he's dead.
     
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    can you force fuck as a projection?
     
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    i hope to god this shit feminist film is not cannon
     
  8. Strange King

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    what would be the big reveal though there are redeeming qualities to the film. People dont like ren as the bad guy and no one wants him to be good after killing han.

    Rey wins is the big reveal because shes unstoppable. If you make her lose well thats dumb to end a trilogy.

    Really what could become of the third now? Snoke still alive because he was an astral form the whole time? Thats dumb too because his body didnt disappear
     
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    Watched it a second time and liked it much less this time. The story is just bad.
     
  10. HunterAcosta

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    Ruined Star Wars for me in a way. Saw the original trilogy in the theaters. Been a big part of my mythos. Seeing this monstrosity......made me lose interest in the series as a whole, though Im sure I will see ep 9. Cant help myself. But where do they go from here? Rey will end up defeating Kylo or Kylo will turn good to help her and redeem himself against some other big bad(bring back Snoke please). All is well in the universe and the Jedi will start again with all the younglings(Disney consumers). Good guys win. Blah blah. Rey is like Space Jesus. Hell, shes more powerful than Jesus. Shes still young and had virtually no training. Imagine when shes Lukes age? Shell be ALL POWERFUL MARY SUE! Dumb dumb dumb.
     
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  11. Strange King

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    The twist might be that she turns to the darkside. She was a little angry in that snoke throne room. I feel like they wont touch on that shit.

    by lukes age she will be god
     
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    are you gonna cry today about anything?
     
  14. SmilinDesperado

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    Rey and Kylo as main event is just dumb. They killed that possibility in the first movie
    Rey beat him in the first, she SAVES him in the 2nd, and then in the 3rd--where she presumably will know more about the Force via the jedi bibles Ren is going to put up a fight against her? No.
    He can't be the big bad, and he can't kill Han and then redeem himself.
    He didn't kill Snoke because Snoke was evil, he did it to gain power and be his own master. Lol you cant call the female protagonist that is trying to save your worthless life "nothing that came from drunk nothings" and then be a good guy. (And didn't he kill Luke's padawans?)
    Completely irrideemable.
     
  15. SmilinDesperado

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    Almost anything would have been better than what they did. Too much time was wasted on making Luke grumpy old man, instead of having him actually do anything that was useful. Even a retread and making him go out like Obi would have been fine. It's not like TFA or TLJ was against revisiting old themes and ideas.

    Luke as Supreme master of the light vs Snoke supreme master of the dark
    Luke ACTUALLY trains Rey
    Luke and Rey, or Leia confront Ren together to either reach him or apprehennd him
    Leia dies and Luke takes over as leader of the rebellion

    This is off the top of my head, and it all would have been better, more satisfying, and would have made more sense than having Luke be an old, asshole, and then die from the strain of astral projection
    I mean seriously, lol of all the powers of the Force one would want to see a jedi master use, where the fuck would astral projection fall on the list?
     
  16. Strange King

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    so i just spoke to this star wars nerd and i was saying the way snoke went out was horrible and they should of had and epic fight scene with rey and kylo vs snoke or maybe if luke wasnt a bitch all 3 vs snoke. Have luke sacrafice himself in an epic way. instead we got rey and kylo vs hench men we have no fear of them losing because they are nobodies

    His response to me was he loved when snoke went out and i didnt understand that fight scene because it was straight samurai.

    I believe thats the level of intelligence that loves this movie
     
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    Watch This Cool Fan Video of Bruce Lee Using Lightsaber Nunchucks

     
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