STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI

If you have seen STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI, how would you rate it?


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i dont like the cast for rey... she would fit as a villain more or a pornstar.
 
i dont like the cast for rey... she would fit as a villain more or a pornstar.
If you don't vibe with Rey... then it would be pretty hard to enjoy the movie. Me & Brother One love her. She's spot on to us.
 
If you don't vibe with Rey... then it would be pretty hard to enjoy the movie. Me & Brother One love her. She's spot on to us.

i cant enjoy her because she is not authentic... she cant fight as well.. she is like a policity actor in the movie for feminism. i dont have a problem with female heroes at all but reys actor feels way to artificial. same take on adam river (kylo ren), john boyega, laura dern...

but i like benicio del toro, oscar isaac and andy serkis, great actors in the movie. mark hamil as luke is still goat.
 
imo she has to much "dark" on her real personality to act for a jedi and u see that in that movie.
Then it's spot on casting. That's what they wanted & her dark side is written right in to the script. Kylo comments on it several times. He points out how savage she fights & how badly she wants to make him pay... & tells her "& you call me a monster."
 
i dont like the actor for rey but i like the actor for rogue one felicity jones.. very good actor... acts very natural and fits perfect.

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Then it's spot on casting. That's what they wanted & her dark side is written right in to the script. Kylo comments on it several times. He points out how savage she fights & how badly she wants to make him pay... & tells her "& you call me a monster."

my take is the new sith and jedis doesnt know how to handle a sword.. they hold a sword like a
vacuum cleaner.

for example look at darth maul.. he fought like a beast... the new actors doesnt know how to hold a sword and move in a martial art way.. thats completely off in the new star wars series.. they should visit a fight school first to learn how to move and fight to make it authenic.. thats the reason why they feel so artifical.
 
my take is the new sith and jedis doesnt know how to handle a sword.. they hold a sword like a
vacuum cleaner.

for example look at darth maul.. he fought like a beast... the new actors doesnt know how to hold a sword and move in a martial art way.. thats completely off in the new star wars series.. they should visit a fight school first to learn how to move and fight to make it authenic.. thats the reason why they feel so artifical.

Lol the prequels had the most fake rehearsed fighting ever.

The real thing looks more sloppy I would imagine.
 
Lol the prequels had the most fake rehearsed fighting ever.

The real thing looks more sloppy I would imagine.

Comparing the weapon skills of actors to someone who has trained martial arts for their entire life (Ray Park, the guy who played Darth Maul) is a little unfair...
 
Comparing the weapon skills of actors to someone who has trained martial arts for their entire life (Ray Park, the guy who played Darth Maul) is a little unfair...

it is not unfair imo because a jedi and sith is about fighting as well but disney looks more if a actor can cover up the vanity fair magazine for casuals. another example is mace windu who showed a unique fight style for a jedi because it was more the style of a sith that he used as a jedi. the agressive fighting... while jedis are normally fighting more in a defensive way...

star wars is about fighting as well... not only about looking nice for todays casuals. the new star wars movies took the fight philosophy/styles almost off.... thats all the same now while the actors never learned some basics at a sword fight school.. but a jedi and sith is about fighting.. but the actors cant fight... so it looks dumb.

nobody will remember kylo ren or rey in the future... a darth maul or mace windu is a much more a iconic character.
 
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it is not unfair imo because a jedi and sith is about fighting as well but disney looks more if a actor can cover up the vanity fair magazine for casuals. another example is mace windu who showed a unique fight style for a jedi because it was more the style of a sith that he used as a jedi. the agressive fighting... while jedis are normally fighting more in a defensive way...

star wars is about fighting as well... not only about looking nice for todays casuals. the new star wars movies took the fight philosophy/styles almost off.... thats all the same now while the actors never learned some basics at a sword fight school.. but a jedi and sith is about fighting.. but the actors cant fight... so it looks dumb.

nobody will remember kylo ren or rey in the future... a darth maul or mace windu is a much more a iconic character.

*puts on nerd glasses*

Regarding Mace, he was a practioner of a form called Vapaad, which was a variant of Form VII Juyo, aka "ferocity form". It wasnt allowed for Jedi because it would often lead them to the Dark Side as it channeled the aggression of the fight (both yours and the opponents) into a "loop". Its argued this is why Mace beat Palpatine, as his aggression mixed with Mace made Mace stronger as the fight went on.

That being said, other styles are considered aggressive without the channeling of anger, such as Yoda's form IV (Artaru), aka "Aggressive form". Defensive forms are seen in both Sith and Jedi, such as Obi Wan's Form III Soresu, or Dooku's Form II Makashi.
 
Comparing the weapon skills of actors to someone who has trained martial arts for their entire life (Ray Park, the guy who played Darth Maul) is a little unfair...

Don't even care about that aspect at all I'm saying is the fights in the prequels were too choreographed and fake looking for my tastes.

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Don't even care about that aspect at all I'm saying is the fights in the prequels were too choreographed and fake looking for my tastes.

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there is nothing wrong with choreography in a film... in the new movies there is choreography as well but it is so cringe... because they dont know how to fucking hold and fight with a sword. kylo ren hops like a ballerina... lol... and that spin before he strikes.. lol.. i get cringes when i see that. it looks so fake.

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look at this, it looks like she holds a vacuum cleaner, it just doesnt look authentic.
like cm punk in the octagon.


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zero martial arts, nothing. give a casual in the streets something in the hand and it will look the same.. just hold something and hit. thats the new jedi.

nobody in sword fighting makes moves likes this here... the hand is way to much on the back side. it looks stupid.

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and this stupid face expression all the time while holding the sword.

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i get cringes when i see how she hold the sword here. it looks so fake.

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and this here choreography again.. but lol.

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here mace windu.. much cooler, much more smooth. he knows how to hold and swing a sword.

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Fuck. Out.

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Of here. With your fake. Fu. Belt.


thats looks pretty good. doesnt look sloppy. it looks sharp. thats martial art acrobatic. u see that move in video games where u can play darth maul... but i can see your taste on your avatar.
 
How many more edits will you need before I know when to respond?

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Luke at the very beginning of Star Wars would not consider killing his own family.
He waz certainly about to kill pops in Ep 6 when Vader threatened to turn Leia. It's pretty much the exact same look in his eye as he had while holding the saber after his vision of Kylo killing his friends & family.

Then he came to his senses & backed down. Sounds pretty familiar.
 
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Don't even care about that aspect at all I'm saying is the fights in the prequels were too choreographed and fake looking for my tastes.

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Ill choose that over the choppy shit.

Plus the new ones hardly have anything and my god, dont get me started on the dance number from Chicago disguised as the "throne room scene."

Ive tried to like that fight even a little and its a bitch.
 
Ill choose that over the choppy shit.

Plus the new ones hardly have anything and my god, dont get me started on the dance number from Chicago disguised as the "throne room scene."

Ive tried to like that fight even a little and its a bitch.

And for me I like the new stuff better then the old fights.
 
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