St Patrick's Day

fuuu uuuck off

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Last time I went to celebrate St Paddy Day I was peeing green out my butt all day.
 
Happy St paddys day sherbros. Cider whiskey and the grand slam and that's just the start of the evening! Sláinte
 
Is this a big thing in Ireland? I mean, like, are you allowed to get drunk?
 
I'm gonna get day drunk and watch Netflix. At least today I have an excuse.
 
YAY ITS AMATEUR DRINKER DAY!!

I work as a bouncer, doing a boxing gig tonight. I expect a lot of drunk fucktards to be emotional and shadowboxing.

Luckily I'll be done by 11 so it's only the real lightweights I'll be dealing with. The heavies usually lose it closer to midnight-two AM.
 
I plan on jumping around a lot

 
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Mostly Irish and Scottish heritage here, and I think it’s probably the cring-iest “holiday” there is. Like an Irish giftshop at a hokey US “Irish pub” exploded into the streets and people reeking of poverty getting way too drunk on dye’d budweiser. Also, Guinness is a really bad beer no matter where you get it.
 
Ireland won the Grand Slam at Twickenham today.

I wish I owned shares in Guinness:D
 
Ah, the Irish. Nice bunch. Always keen to tell you how wonderful Ireland is, which is why they all live somewhere else.
 
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