Spitting Sherdog Verses

[Contempt]

I actually haven't smoked today at all sir.

...uh OK. Maybe you should then.

 

[Contempt]

too late
should i auto tune????

tbf i was already fired but this was really me taking the power back

You got fired? Sorry to hear that dude, what happened?

 

[StonedLemur]

...uh OK. Maybe you should then.

Maybe tomorrow night.

 

[StonedLemur]

edibles???

I like edibles but no sir.

 

[whocares]

I'm new here, so don't expect some kind of name drop
Calf kicks and eye pokes gon' never let the pain stop
Max in the middle like a boss, fuck Malcolm
I wrestle like Merab with the powder talcum
Not the powder Conor, Dana or Jon Jones
Hair did with the suga show, smokin' bones
I don't go for the cocaine it's a travesty
Conor vs. Chandler don't mean shit to me
I want a war, not some bullshit, like Rory and Lawler
Mackenzie rear naked son you know I got to maul her
with the D's in P's and BJ's for days
Izzy fucking his dogs he ain't got time for gays
I'm drinking hazy IPA's on a Saturday night
Paying for + to watch terrible fights
Cuz I'm American right? This is how we get by
Low key, I wouldn't mind, watching Colby die
Just kidding that's sadistic, I'm twisted and spastic
I shit on WokeWarrior's mental gymnastics
To be fair I don't even know what he says
Cuz when he's talking that shit his mom's giving me head
It's like a loaf of bread, baguette, shit is amazing
Like Holly Holms ass was but now it's deflated
I look back at this shitty rhyme I just created
and like a dennys chef I slopped it off the grill and plated, let's go

 

[Milgrim]

Yo @Milgirm Australopithecus

It don’t mean shit to us

You got to spit like @Tone C

All stupid and lazy

Cause @The fights are all fixed

Like the k1 grand prix

You may be growing like a @fungi

But I’m giving you the stink eye

What does it Matta

Got my barista Zapata

Fill my cup with 666

Get rid of niaxgneF like Mr. MeMxyzptlk

Make the villain @aggamenmon spasm

Like he had a @Fedorgasm

Remove the syct from a sick @boingyman

Then drop a deuce in the can

WTF Mrs. O’Malley? what’s your region

Back off because I am Legion



What a fucking waste of post #1,000 but i do believe I have mentioned everyone in this thread in one of my 2 raps

Much Rabbit Love Berry
MRL!

B+ on the rhyme.
D- on the spelling.
Peace.

 

[Osculater]

Hey everybody, did the news get around
About a guy named @Pliny Pete
Oh, Pete just flew into this town
And he's choppin' up all the women's meat

He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat

Pliny Pete's got a long sharp knife
He starts choppin' and don't know when to stop
All you fellows gotta watch your wifes
'Cause Pete don't care who's meat he chops

Ever since Pete flew into town
He's been havin' a ball
Just cuttin' and choppin' for miles around
Single women, married women, old maids and all

Wakes up in the morning, half past five
Chops from sunrise to sunset
I don't see how he stays alive
Meat's gonna be the death of ole Pete, yeah

The police put Pete in jail
Yes, he finally met his fate
But when they came to pay his bail
They found him choppin' on his cellmate

He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat

Sounds like something from ICP

 

[lsa]

Sounds like something from ICP

you can hear it?!?!?

 

[FlyingDeathKick]

If you have no friends and you aren't too busy, the solution is easy, just come on the dog like Izzy.
There's people to talk to from around the world, and several users pretending they're girls.

Will add more later

 

[Fedorgasm]

Sounds like something from ICP

It's a very old song that I only know because I played fallout. It's really about butcher Pete, not Pliny Pete

 

[Thrawn33]

It's a very old song that I only know because I played fallout. It's really about butcher Pete, not Pliny Pete

Yep, totally about butchering....