even though rampage looked like a professional eating champion, I couldn't help but get excited and even looked at my buddy and was like "is chael outstriking rampage!?! :O " he will always be one of my favorites for things like this: "My phone rings, they call me up and say, 'Chael, your testosterone level is too high.' I say, 'Well, how high was it?' They say, '0.7.' I said, 'What's normal?' They say, '0.6.'; I said, 'One-tenth? You're telling me I'm one-tenth higher than the average man? Re-test that - you must have caught me on a low day.' "