So, my grand daughter asked when I could have Katy Perry over.

[frye666]

That was last New Years eve. I said maybe next New Years. So what do you think? I have never let my GD down once in her whole life. Any kind of miracle advice you can think of here?

 

[mb23100]

You're asking us how to get Katy Perry to come to your house?

 

[Kraysla]

If you're gonna pull the ol' chloroform and duct tape, may as well be for someone better than Perry.

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

Do what Will Smith did to get Boys II Men to perform at Nicky's christening

 

[Gandzooka]

Randy Marsh made a same kind of promise and managed to solve it

 

[frye666]

You're asking us how to get Katy Perry to come to your house?

yes

 

[mb23100]

yes

Well i dont know but i wish you luck

 

[frye666]

Well i dont know but i wish you luck

I don't know either buddy, but thanks.

 

[Ares Black]

Write a letter to her management and ask nicely.

Stranger things have happened.

 

[frye666]

Write a letter to her management and ask nicely.

Stranger things have happened.

At best, her trip would take a few hours. I might try that if I was 15 mins away. But for where
I am? She would need to put in hours of her own time just to get here.

 

[Ikuza]

Pay for an impersonator. Every year. Forever.

 

[FacePunch]

I think this could be a good time to prepare your grand daughter for a lifetime of disappointment.

 

[Ares Black]

At best, her trip would take a few hours. I might try that if I was 15 mins away. But for where
I am? She would need to put in hours of her own time just to get here.

Try it anyway. Say pretty please.

 

[mbinder]

A. It's awesome you're a grandfather and posting on Sherdog.

B. I barely watch any TV, but from what I've gathered she's very, very liberal. Fabricate some sort of story about your granddaughter being on the receiving end of bullying perpetrated by Trump supporters and you might have a chance.*

* I'm not taking any kind of side here. I'm just offering a solution that I think might work based on what I know.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

That was last New Years eve. I said maybe next New Years. So what do you think? I have never let my GD down once in her whole life. Any kind of miracle advice you can think of here?

Have you SEEN Katy Perry lately?

Do your GD a favor and take her to Disney World.

 

[DaleBoca]

I think we’ve all tried to get Katy Perry over to our house.

 

[pinger]

 

[Zer]

Where there's a will there's a way bro. And if the hopes and dreams of your granddaughter aren't motivation enough - just think of those titties bro

 

[5crew]

I will tell your granddaughter Perry isn't coming.
She might feel sad and all, then to console her, you can tell her Santa isn't real.

 

[CO68]

Hire an escort that looks like her and then fuck her afterwards. You both win.